josed

Pronounced "hoe-ZAYD." Version of the word "hosed" often used in a software development environment to say something is messed up, screwed up, broken, or wrong.

Dude, this implementation is josed!

by Trey Harris November 9, 2006

joshuah

The Mormon version of Chad. A total douche who will never let you forget the stupid h at the end where you feel like venting on Urban Dictionary.

"She's dating such a Joshua."

"Don't forget the h, man. You know how pissy Joshuah gets."

by Ace20XD6 August 10, 2016

Josseline

A Latina girl who's mother misspelled her name.

Josselines are usually teased & called Jose but they lowkey know they all wish they had a unique name like her.
Josselines tend to be very Athletic & easy going. You would find them in a group of friends partying & doing dumb dares.
Josselines are very beautiful & fun people.

Wow have you seen the new girl?

Yeah she has a nice ass

Yeah I know!

You know her name?

I think it's Josseline

Ohhh that makes sense

by Wavy Walter July 25, 2016

Josie

An extremely smart girl who many are jealous of. She gets everything right, and is gorgeous. And, well... She knows it!

Me: Josie, You are amazing!
Josie: Oh, I KNOW!

by MadolynMichele June 2, 2011

Joshwa

the sexiest, smartest, most sensitive guy you'll ever meet

Look, Martha! That Joshwa likes your eyes but he also wants to rail on yo butt!!

by MarthaMay867 May 10, 2013

joseph

A angel desended down from the heavens. When he woke from his sleep all of heaven froz. He loves poetry, geting couaght in the rain,helping people,learning, lvoe peace and yet has to reveal his true personailitys to other people he is a very solotary person takes religion very serius loves the smell of roses and when ever he crys it begins to rain. He is the desendent of god. And must full fill a prophecy.. so much is Unknown about joseph we must gather more information on josephs

"joseph"angel or to be loved by a angel has many goals and destinys that only he may choose good or bad..

by Heavens Angel January 29, 2009

Jose Canseco vitamins

Steroids, an illegal substance usually used for performance enhancement.

The report named everyone on those Jose Canseco vitamins.

by Bej34 January 28, 2008