pucker factor

The pucker factor was so high you couldn't pull a straight pin out of his ass with a bulldozer.

by Me September 6, 2003

grime factor 5

3 grime levels below Stephan.

Stephan is the almighty lord grime hand, much beyond grime factor 5.

by Soos January 11, 2008

Sphincter Factor

Similar to the Reichter scale, only used to measure the extent to which an object, idea, or situation is fucked up.

This new Steven Seagal movie is a Sphincter Factor Five!

by squirrelmaster5.0 June 8, 2003

military factor

The degree to which the perception of an individual's intelligence is reduced by the fact that they have enlisted.

I knew that Mike was in special ed in high-school, but I never guessed he was stupid enough to join the army.

by Otto May 6, 2005

Factor

Term used to rate an attractive woman inconspicously through a system ranging from 1 to 5 (with halves still applicable). 5 is the highest rating given to near perfection, wheras 1 is so inconsequential that it is not worth mentioning. The rate of 2.5 is given to a female that is attractive enough to hook up with while drunk, a 3 is a fairly attractive woman that is pleasant.

Basic rules of the factor system are:
1. You don't tell the female what her factor number is
2. You don't rate your friends girlfriend or wife to his face
3. You don't take personality into account, it's solely based on looks

1. Oliva Munn is a factor 5.
2. It's getting late and the bars about to close, I'll take that factor 2.5 home

by Bass God Alonso June 30, 2009

Bus Factor

A measure of employee value and commitment relating to the amount / cost of work that would suffer as a result of person X being run over by a bus.

"Crikey was that Willy's idea as well? I dunno what we'd do without him"
"Yeah, he has a really high bus factor"

by lardarz September 2, 2009

Dick Factor

A male human who sucks ones penis fun. More then likely this person will have no friends and is hated by all that know them. They will generally be found masturbating to gay porn while talking to anybody who is unfortunate enough to be in the room with them. This sad pathetic creature is best to be avoided; too much contact will only result in self-loathing and possibly death.

Dick Factor: Dude I had the best gay sex last night.
Person A: Stop talking.
Dick Factor: Dude I’ve beaten FFVII 25 times!!!!
Person A: Please God make him stop!
Dick Factor: Dude suck me off.
Person B: Dear Lord why?
Dick Factor: Dude my penis is 28 inches long.
Person A: I’m going to kill myself now.
Person B: Not before I do.
Person A: (dies)
Person B: (dies)
Dick Factor: (Humps dead bodies.)

by Andrew Breeg December 14, 2008