douche o'clock

An ungodly hour of the night. Generally considered to be between the hours of 2 AM and 6 AM, or whenever one would not want to be woken up.

What the hell are you calling me for, it's douche o'clock in the morning!

by lorem ipsum December 8, 2009

douche sack

someone/something that is worse than a douche bag

He's so awful he's not a douche bag- he's a douche sack

by T Locrto October 24, 2009

douchebagitis

Having a condition (particularly females), where you are constantly attracted to men who are douchebags (i.e - they treat you like crap, take longer to get ready than you do, cheat on you).

See I have this problem.. its called douchebagitis- I always going for douchebags and then ending up in an epic fail.

by camann November 12, 2009

Doucheapotamus

One who acts like he/she has more authority than has been bestowed to him/her. Often characterized as being loudmouthed, obnoxious, and having no friends. A compound of douchebag and hippopotamus.

Jimmy, you're such a doucheapotamus. No one likes you, go away.

by fightclubRAP April 30, 2010

Douche Poker

A passive agressive negotiation between two witless self-absorbed under-qualified middle managers who possess no real power in the grand scheme of their employment hierarchy.

These executives are bogged down in a major game of douche poker over digital rights.

by NYC Magoo August 26, 2013

douche-kadoodle

A arrogant retard, self absorbed happy go lucky pretty boy that is hated by all who always seems to be around.

Damn! Fucking Todd is here again! That douche-kadoodle could be a bastard child of Snookie and "Mike" The Miz. Find a lot of them on the Jersey Shore, Hamptons, Miami, stupid or flashy clubs/bars and high schools/ colleges

by crazynazizombiechic88 January 20, 2017

Colonel douche

Someone who has mastered the art of douche and is rewarded a high military rank for no reason...just to emphasize how big of a douche this certain person is.

this guy is a colonel douche

by Luke Cormier June 18, 2006