when chickens drive

An outlandish and exceedingly unlikely and fantastical scenario used in place of “when pigs fly” because the latter is a worn-out and tiresome expression.

I will vote for Humpty Trumpty if he runs for future office when chickens drive!

by Dr Bunnygirl March 27, 2021

drive-by bitching

When someone drives by and yells bitch at you

I was the victim of a drive-by bitching. He had a mullet and was driving a Camaro.

by ohmypuddin July 29, 2004

Divershitty

The practice of requiring the admission of different, deficient or inadequately prepared people into any group to insure mediocrity so no one's feelings will be hurt because of the group's previous effectiveness.

The University's admission policies favor divershitty over achievement in order to make some of the virtue signaling Board of Trustees feel all warm and fuzzy over their smug tolerance of lesser beings.

by anonymous March 8, 2021

bag drive

Military term. extreme physical exersion. Very difficult.

That game was a bag drive.

by fj90e03r4 November 7, 2005

Drive Like Jehu

A 90s post-hardcore band from San Diego. Combining punkish aggression and attitude with the complexity of math rock, Drive Like Jehu played emo before it became a dirty word. There's no whining, just tons of maniac energy and incendiary performances from all around. When Drive Like Jehu set themselves to rocking (which was most of the time), they did so with a rollicking intensity and an unabashed catchiness that managed to emerge even amidst all the eardrum abuse. More importatntly, these songs are catchy on their own terms, without resorting to the cliched pop hooks that characterize pretty much everything on rock radio these days. An exceptional band.

Yank Crime by Drive Like Jehu is one of the best emo - punk rock - post-hardcore - whatever bands ever.

by bronzemedal97 July 28, 2008

drive thru

The short version of saying, "I'm too lazy to get out of my car."

Generally used large families, who order more than $50 worth of food, and then expect it to be ready in twenty seconds, because they believe the machines are magical and will cook faster because they used the drive thru.

by kcansur721 September 16, 2010

Diversity

This is the latest empty buzzword popular with lefties and feminists. It means lets get rid of the white guys first. Then we will get rid of the colored ones. We will replace them all with white women and, if any openings are left, with a few colored ones.

Everybody benefits when business promotes diversity.

by Drunvahlo January 15, 2015