electromagnetic dildo

a sex toy used by robots to jolt the metalic insert placed in orifice of choice prior to use.

Me- Your mom uses an electromagnetic dildo.
Carrie- No she dosent
Me- Must have been your Christmas presnet then.

by Autumn Hunter January 9, 2008

Dildotron

Something gay, having to do with a certain Travis

Travis you dildotron
Travis get your dildotron out here

by sb September 10, 2004

dildohead

one whom has a dildo situated on his/her forehead

mate you are the massivest dildohead

by Andrea Fiorentino December 28, 2005

Dildo show

A show of sexual mature done with a dildo.

Matt:Let's hire a stripper to do a dildo show!

by 4smoothness August 18, 2011

box of dildoes

A difficult situation, the kind that will just fuck you over and over until it's resolved.

Matt: "You have two girlfriends that both want to spend Valentine's Day with you? Shit, that's tough."
Ratt: "Yeah, it's a real box of dildoes."

by Diamond Sprout January 11, 2009

dildo bow

a dildo tied in your hair

i brought my dildo bow to school today

by thomas and ashley November 3, 2006

five inch dildo

words used to describe someone who is moderately endowed.

Jonh is hung like a five inch dildo.

by sassafras July 26, 2005