Definitions by sassafras
Dressing room goggles
The completely distorted viewpoint while in the dressing room that you will have a desire/need/ability to wear a particular garment after purchase.
I was cleaning out my closet and found 6 tops that I bought last year because of dressing room goggles, of course, they still have the tags on them.
Dressing room goggles by Sassafras September 4, 2013
Brain width
the capacity of the brain to 1) take in or learn any new information or 2) contemplate or think about any ideas or plans.
Dude, I’ve been in meetings all day and have a major project due tomorrow, I don’t have the brain width to deal with that right now.
Brain width by Sassafras February 21, 2013
five inch dildo
five inch dildo by sassafras July 26, 2005