dorkwad

dork (a whale penis) wad(another word for cum/ejaculation)

It's time to spank the whale and get a dorkwad.

by Angela August 18, 2004

Dorkette

Super cool Christian-girl hottie.

Abby is such a dorkette it's unbelievable.

by Jimmy October 17, 2004

dorkii

1. A dork is someone who is looked down upon by the "cool crowd" when in reality the dorks are the real "cool crowd." Dorks are good people who are intelligent, witty, and are usually named karen. there for being "dorkii" is the process of being a dork.

"she is oh-so dorkii with those knee-high socks."

by k a r e n September 25, 2004

dorkologist

A person who studies dorkology, which happens to be the study of a whales penis.

Alyssa: Ur such a dork!

Stu: Ya, well....Ur a dorkologist.

by Pook September 20, 2005

dorkel-hose

The shaft of a penis. Also another name for a dickhead.

Joe is a real dorkel-hose for going to the prom with a freshman.

by Wes April 28, 2007

DORKAPOTOMUS

is a dirivative of the word dork and hippopotomus.

My Sister in Law is Dorkapotomus.

by AmandaMichele October 20, 2009

Dorkis

A person of a male character usually
one who thinks he's cool and makes up his own "worbs"

One who laughs at his own jokes when they are clearly not funny.
Nerdish like.

Come on man don't be a dorkis.

You are such a dorkis.

by Slub123 April 5, 2017