Choof

Verb, meaning 'to steal' or 'to take'. It's like saying those words but bare better.

'"Sup bro, how's it going?"

"Not well brah, someone choofed by watch"

"You'll need bare dollar to replace that"'
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'When I first met you, you choofed my heart babe'

by straightouttatovil March 14, 2012

chooch

someone who does shitty things that aren't illegal (maybe slightly illegal) for their own benefit. not to be confused with "assholes" who do shitty things that don't benefit anybody.

chooch: taking someone else's drink if they ordered the same thing at Starbucks so you don't have to wait and they do

by ass violator 9000 October 21, 2013

chooch

a very strange and ackward word...commonly confused with the word cooch....This word was first founded in the town of Eastbridgewater, MA..Only foreigners from east of the bridge use it most commonly "tardie"...It is often used in refference to someone who is very stubborn, dimwitted, and does not like to listen to other people...

William: Why wont your mom let you use your car?
Tardie: I dont know she can just be a chooch..

by Billllly July 16, 2007

chooching

To beat off in your bath robe all day with your bedroom door open.

Dude,I forgot my keys in the appartment and when I went back to grab them Wil was fucking chooching that shit somethin' fierce.

by zomgPeterson September 28, 2008

Chooks

a positive amount of anything

hey mate, can you give the tv volume a couple of chooks?

shit this slappet has some chooks under the bonnet!

by peekaboo_jones September 27, 2005

chooch

Moronic immature pain in the ass can also mean: ass hole, cock sucker, jack off, sob, etc...

that chooch threw a grape at my orange juice

by yeeeeeeeeeeeeeee June 23, 2006

Choosie

A person who thinks they are a connoisseur of food (foodie) but VERY rarely do they find anything to their liking. They selfishly think of only foods and tastes that are only to their liking rather than what foods and tastes that others might like. In some cases they don't even know what they like.

A person is looking to have the best cheeseburger but does not like any of the cheeseburgers he has tried in EVERY FRICK'N restaurant. What a Fuck'n Choosie!!

by JAR8 August 26, 2010