courtney-tard

A Courtney Love fan who will forgive just about any of her many transgressions.

Even though Courtney name-drops and prays for Prada, I still love the old cow because I'm such a courtney-tard!

by Buckeroo December 17, 2006

Churting

This kinky act involves a male taking a shit and saving the longest piece. This piece is then wrapped in saran wrap and placed in the freezer until needed. When the time arrives, the male retrieves the churt and proceeds to screw his partner with the frozen shit.
Note: It is perfectly acceptable to use someone else's churt with your girl

"He's in the bedroom churting her"

"I love it when you churt me with your giant frozen logs"

by Ri Queef July 28, 2008

cort

Also known as Cortney. A girl who's parents wanted her name to be unique by spelling it differently from other courtney's. Most cort's are sexy, goofy, smart, outgoing, and yet lack common sense.

Man, did you see Cort last night? She got drunk off her ass and hit her head on the door.

by flea baby November 25, 2006

courtland high school

A school that is obviously oblivious to the fact they arent hot shit. They are nothing. They never provide alcohol, and they think running through barbed wire is riverbends fault. Stop comin then! We dont need/want you there. You never bring alcohol for us and we never would want to fuckin ask your bitch asses anyway.

Hey Guys, lets run our mouth about a first year school even tho we have nothing to talk about! Lets run our mouths, then go to party with them the next day and act like we give them alcohol when we really dont do shit.

by Faggot Courtland April 4, 2005

Courtney

A bitch who sings like an angery seagull.

Oh geez don't make me listen to Courtney again

by SmallBus May 3, 2019

handball courts

a gathering point for wiggers and potheads in miller place near e-mart, despite its notoriety for being a common hang out spot many still continue to drink and smoke herb there, while playing handball.

"meet me at the handball courts, we'll grab a blunt at e-mart and go blaze in my car, then i'll school you at some handball bitch"

by jack carol December 12, 2005

churting

The act of being dull, boring, kind of grey, and specifically draining to the person that is having to listen to you.

Acting or speaking in a way that saps the energy of the other person involved in the conversation, and makes them seriously lose the will to live.

Example conversation:

A: Hi, how's it going?
Churter (said in slightly depressed voice): Oh, not so well. You know, I'm not really all that happy today.
A: Oh really? Never mind.
Churter (in same monotone): Yeah, I feel a bit fed up, and I'm tired, as usual. Life's boring, and sometimes I just don't know why I bother...

etc etc etc...

Also:

churter - a churting person / a person with a churting personality / person with a dull and depressing personality.

churtful - feeling rather churting / in a churting mood / feeling dull and depressed

churted - to have been churting to someone e.g. That guy really churted earlier = that guy really bored the life out of me, and my good mood has gone.

to be churted - She totally churts me = speaking to her makes me want to shoot myself.

a churtflirt - a deathly dull person trying to attract someone. e.g. by telling them about the death of their hamster, and how they were bullied at school for being in the computer club.

by Nicky and Dave Hadley July 8, 2007