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teddy geiger

Perfect example of what is wrong with today's music scene. It seems that all these shitty musicians like Teddy Geiger and James Blunt are on top, while real musicians like Yngwie Malmsteen and such fail to achieve mainstream success. This of course is probably due to their fans who are just as pathetic themselves (dumb chicks who think these guys are hot or stupid guys who think they're good) Either way Teddy Geiger sucks and is almost as crappy as his music. It's sad that these losers are on top of the world. Any fan of his doesn't know shit about music and shouldn't even be allowed to touch a guitar. Fact is Teddy Geiger sucks and Malmsteen, Vai, or even Satriani, all could tear him a new ass in their sleep.
Guy 1- "Like omg dude look at Teddy Geiger playing 'For You I Will' he's so cool man."
Guy 2- "Uhh dude Teddy Geiger isn't that great his music is shit compared to others..."
Guy 1-"Shut up man, he's better than your Malmsteen and Led Zeppelin!"
Guy 2-*sigh*
by Geiger_sucks July 3, 2006
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Wet teddy bear

Those guys were all so happy out on the beach going at it like wet teddy bears.
by MitchellWay March 12, 2021
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teddy pendergrass

I need to get that Al Green but all i can find is that Teddy Pendergrass.
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Angry Teddybear

When you fuck a girl in the ass so hard that she bleeds. After you cum, you pull out and wipe your bloody dick on her teddybear. And then punch her when she cries.
"I dont think she is gonna call me back, I gave her the angry teddybear."
by Treyspikes January 24, 2009
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teditor

A tight-assed editor of Urban Dictionary who refuses definitions that have anything to do with slang (um...isn't that the point of the website?)
I had a really good brokeback mountain definition and some teditor decided it was too inappropriate.
by My Hibachi July 24, 2006
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Teddy up

Told to someone your about to play fight, slap box, or tackle them.
"Oh lol u keep playing with me TEDDY UP!"
by Nuyorican_Eli April 9, 2012
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Teddy

Teddy=Sex
by Teddy Sex September 29, 2019
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