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Shitty O'Reilly

Kelly - did you hear what happened at festival on the barn?!
Katy - no what?!
Kelly - Anna shagged Geoffrey!
Katy - Shitty O'Reilly! you've got to be kidding...
by hannah peters October 5, 2011
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shittyits

Shittyit is an adjective, used to describe: one's old friends, one's drunk friends, someone else's friends, and people you just dont like.

Can be used singular, or in the plural form to represent a group of shittyits

Shittyits, tend to leave everything behind, ranging from garbage to booze, ipods and weed, shittyits are extremely stupid, and easy to steal from.

Shittyits, tend to pop up at the worse times, usually causing headaches, claustrophobia, and early stages of extreme anger, angst and agitation.

Shittyits, also tend to leave monster bongs on the coffe table blocking your once perfect view of the tv.

Shittyits, also tend to flock to the least liked of your friends, or roomates, so they can show up and ruin your day.
Glen: Maybe we should get a sign: "NO SHITTYITS BEYOND THIS POINT"
by jarmz December 14, 2012
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swiftyachted

A political maneuver used against an opponent whose main qualification for office is a career in private equity finance.

The maneuver consists of -
1) goading the opponent to disclose information such as tax returns for multiple years in a spirit of transparency established by Presidential candidates over several decades.

2)
a. asking the opponent to explain discrepancies between public statements and forms filed with the Federal Government.

b. asking the opponent to explain discrepancies between different forms filed with the Federal Government.

Origin: Swiftyacht is derived from the word Swiftboat however with the exception of their devastating political effects, they are distinctly different . Unlike the 2004 Swifboat ads against John Kerry's Presidential campaign which relied on differing recollections of events in Vietnam, Swiftyacht ads rely on contradicting statements made by one person.
The Obama campaign swiftyachted Mitt Romney in an attempt to get him to admit that as CEO, President, sole director and sole stockholder of Bain Capital he was ultimately responsible for company's actions regardless of whether or not he was involved in the day to day operations.
by Doremus Jessup July 18, 2012
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Shwitty

Schwitty-

Adj-

1. The clever sarchastic act of treating someone like shit. The person usually walks away from the conversation without knowing they have been "Shwitted" on!

2. Possessing or demonstrating wit in speech or writing; very clever and humorous with the intent to do harm without the other persons knowledge of the fact.
"Roy" - George that was really shwitty of you to do that to Janie.

"George" - Yes but she doesn't even know she has been shwitted on, it must be the blonde hair.
by OCD711 September 3, 2012
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Shitty Squared

When two songs of lesser enjoyment are crudely mashed together by local radio stations to create a song that is shitty to a power of 2. Although there is arguments that one shitty plus another shitty would yield a less shitty song, this is not true. Is in indirect relation, but should not be confused with the Double Shitty
"Oh no! It's a dirty mix of Macklemore and Robin Thicke they just Shitty Squared these songs!"
by Donheis December 29, 2013
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shitty shuffle

when youre listening to your ipod on shuffle and you keep skipping songs because nothing good is coming on
friend: hey what cha listening to right now?

me: ugh nothing im on a shitty shuffle

friend: man, that happens to me all the time.
by jtplz November 19, 2013
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Shitty McDickerson

Old Shitty McDickerson over there sure does have a smelly cock.
by buttdavehead May 1, 2014
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