Definitions by buttdavehead

Schloop 

The act of swiftly taking off a condom, typically in one smooth motion.

I had to fake it so I Schlooped and threw the rubber hat behind the bed.

Schloop by buttdavehead May 1, 2014

Charley Town Swap 

A deplorable sex act originated in Charleston, SC by meth addicted trailer trash in which one person deposits feces into the anus of another person. The method through which this act is achieved varies by region. The North Charleston Charley Town Swap is the most unpleasant, usually requiring tools to open the anal cavity of person A while person B squats over them like they're a dirty truck stop toilet seat and dumps into them at their leisure.

Joansey gave me the old Charley Town Swap last week and now I think I have Hepatitis.

Charley Town Swap by buttdavehead May 1, 2014

Texas Brown Bag 

A Texas original on tea bagging, upon which one person applies their scrotum into the mouth of another (typically without their knowledge or consent), only this teabag is prefaced by dipping or applying feces to the scrotum.

My mouth tastes like shit... I must have gotten a Texas Brown Bag during my black out.

Texas Brown Bag by buttdavehead May 1, 2014

Meaty Bow Tie 

The wrapping of one's penis around the base of the scrotum and then held tight against the inner thigh without using one's hands.

I showed her the meaty bow tie and that's how I met your mother.

Meaty Bow Tie by buttdavehead May 1, 2014

Shitty McDickerson 

An Irish anal enthusiast.

Old Shitty McDickerson over there sure does have a smelly cock.

Shitty McDickerson by buttdavehead May 1, 2014

Extra Cock 

An extra cock.

You mean not everybody has an extra cock?

Extra Cock by buttdavehead May 1, 2014

Ruffle Dick 

The condition of having a dick with ridges.

Having ruffle dick sucks, but it sure is salty.

Ruffle Dick by buttdavehead May 1, 2014