algonquin monster

the penis

His Algonquin Monster was heading for her glorious caverns

by Shawn March 13, 2003

Minster

as it is obviously shown by the first definition, Minster is a town in mid west ohio populated by the most stuck up people on earth. they are too excited over their overrated sports and like sniffing their own farts. Most are wealthy and like talking about their new things. Minster people care only for themselves and will screw anyone else over. They are always right, and you are always wrong. Also, the cops suck and pull people over for no reason. Never go to Minster. NO ONE LIKES YOU (CLAP CLAP, CLAP CLAP CLAP)!

You: Where was Jesus born?
Minster citizen: Minster!

by Mercer County Rules December 18, 2011

Monster Fucking

usually performed in the Month of October when Halloween Mask are readily available. You and your partner engage in sexual intercourse while wearing these Monster Masks.

What are you doing tonight?

Frank and I are going to be "Monster Fucking" after we Trick or Treat.

by Frank da tank August 23, 2006

cock mobster

one who rules, by the cock for the cock to benifit the cock - hence, in the mob of cokcs, the head cock, with balls.

THe cock mobster commanded the attention of the crowd, drawing the hearts and minds minds in the midst of the confusion of war on government.

by John "Cock Mobster" Dickknight October 11, 2003

Moshi Monsters

A really stupid fucking game that kids between 7 and 12 play you take care of a little gay monster and you have to fuck around and feed it and shit.

Sophie had a shitfit because her brother said his friend hacked her Moshi Monsters account.

by TheBigBadBoner April 5, 2010

z monster

To be over fatigued, or drowsy...

I gotta get some sleep,That z monster is kicking my ass!

by Shedevil925 July 26, 2008

Monster Energy Drink

Monster is a drink that obiviously gives you energy.
This drink became so famous that scene/emo kids took it as their favorite energy drink and made a big deal of it by creating shirts, and making big paragraphs on their Myspace explaining how much they love Monster, and drinking Monster like water.

Come on, it's just an energy drink. Who gives a shit. No need to make a big deal of an enery drink!

*Looks at dumb girl's Myspace*

OmFGzzz lyk3 MoNst3r iZ s0o0 g00D! lIke I h@v3 Thr33 @ DaY aNd iM 3v3ntuaLLy gOnn@ d!3 oF @ HeaRt attacK, bUt iTz OkaII bKuZ iTz wH@T tH3 Sc3n3 k!dz/Em0z d0. ilY Monster Energy Drink <3333

by Ilkadizzzzuhl October 17, 2008