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as it is obviously shown by the first definition, Minster is a town in mid west ohio populated by the most stuck up people on earth. they are too excited over their overrated sports and like sniffing their own farts. Most are wealthy and like talking about their new things. Minster people care only for themselves and will screw anyone else over. They are always right, and you are always wrong. Also, the cops suck and pull people over for no reason. Never go to Minster. NO ONE LIKES YOU (CLAP CLAP, CLAP CLAP CLAP)!
You: Where was Jesus born?
Minster citizen: Minster!
Minster by Mercer County Rules December 18, 2011
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A small, mile by mile wide party town. If you don't like to have fun-leave. The town has a pheomonal cross country and track team along with a decent football and basketball team. Other sports don't get much attention. Everyone knows everyone. One of the best places to hang out on the weekends is Willys or the Dutch Mill. Minster is also known for it's fabulous OKtoberfest. There is never a dull moment in this town! Most people wish they were form Minster.
Hey, where are you from?" "Minster." "Wow, I wish I was you.
Minster by wishyouweremedadada April 1, 2011
a girl named min. whos has the ability to min
She's such a minster
minster by chris wee May 4, 2005

minster ohio

a small town of kind, yet ignorant and racially insensitive whites
"why does everyone dress the same here?"
"bruh, its minster ohio"
minster ohio by hate ohio July 25, 2017

Fitch-Minster 

The Greater Fitchburg Leominster Area located in Worcester County, Massachusetts.
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Austrian minster 

The sensual act of decantering luke warm water into one's partners mouth and continuing to dip your testicals into their upturned opened mouth as they gargle your balls like a testicuzzi
Babe can you give me an Austrian minster
Austrian minster by Bartek. January 8, 2024

Mud Monster 

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

may we all be mud monsters.”
“Man that was such a mud monster moment”
Mud Monster by MudMonster October 3, 2021
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