michaelaftonsexual

A person who is sexually attracted to Michael Afton from Five Night's at Freddy's.

A literal person who got disembowled, and they want to date that person.
What. The. Hell.

They should be contained in a basement for all of their lives.

Person1: Oh hey, what's your sexuality?
Person2: I'm michaelaftonsexual.
Person1: I'm afraid I'm going to have to call the police.

by CorruptedSouls21 February 10, 2021

Michael

Michael is a person with a twisted, but great sense of humor. For example: He'll fool you into thinking he has never seen a cow. Why? Just because he is Michael.

He is crazy smart (probably speaks Russian or some other crazy-hard language), but refuses to acknowledge it or let others compliment him on his intelligence.

Michael is straight-forward and knows what he wants in life. Most likely, he'll end up as an engineer or become a CEO.
Michael is the type of person that does crazy things, but knows his limits.

Although he might seem arrogant at first, Michael is a person of true quality once you get to know him.
Michael is caring, devoted, sweet, tender, and overall an amazing companion and person. You don't want to miss out on ANY Michael action. Get him while you still can!

"Look at Michael go! He's going to achieve great things in life."

"Man, I cannot believe he jumped out of that plan!" "What else do you expect from a Michael?"

"Why can't I find a great guy like Michael?"

by MartiniGarnish October 8, 2016

Michael

Michaels can just be great, and a gift. He's innocent, reasonable, a great person in general just to be around. He's usually found alone, sadly, because people underestimate or look over Michaels. If you ever see a Michael, befriend him. Michaels are usually kind, teasing, and somewhat innocent.

"Michael is so sweet, always putting smiles on people's faces."

by Anonymous :') February 16, 2017

Michael

The guy who everyone likes. The guy who doesn't show his feelings well. The guy who is hilarious. He lies a lot, but you never know when he is telling the truth. He loves one girl, he always have. He can't show his feelings well. The guy who can break a heart very easily. Be careful.

Hey Michael, who do you like?
"I aint telling you."
LOLOL

by ellle October 17, 2012

Michael Jackson

The greatest pop singer of all time. Nobody compares.

he's innocent, that michael.

by |-{ F8 }-| April 5, 2005

Michael Moment

A moment in your life when/where Michael Jackson had an effect on you.

My Michael Moment is when i froze for a coupla seconds after watching his famous moonwalk for the first time & i tried to imitate it. It made me say is definying gravity? Did he really just do that?

by Likcwhoaa July 7, 2009

Michelada

Ingredients:

1 ice cold Mexican beer (dark is better)
coarse salt (for the rim)
1/4 cup fresh lime juice
1-2 dashes of hot chile sauce (such as Tabasco, Tapatio or Cholula)
1 dashes of soy sauce
1 dashes worchestshire sauce
beer mug or large glass (chilled if possible)
Ice
lime wedge for garnish

Burns going in and out.

Damn, he ordered a Michelada right up the ass when he bet me on that Vikings and Jets game.

by JeffMorgan October 14, 2010