German Black Forest

The act of defecating in a woman's vagina, usually done with solid, firmer stool as to provide ample pressure to assure penetration.

This bitch was so nasty, not only did she want a hot lunch last night, but she wanted a German Black Forest too, so I gave her one. Luckily, I drank milk all week and was constipated before hand.

by LL Cool Ryan November 21, 2006

german bloodhound kiss

The german bloodhound kiss is when you perform oral sex on your female partner while she is menstruating.

"My girlfriend started her rag today. I can't wait to give her that german bloodhound kiss I read about on Urban Dictionary."

by R2THEC April 2, 2008

german gas mask

When a girl is laying on her back, you cum in her mouth ,sit on her face, trap her arms so she cant move then let out the biggest fart and sort of suffocate her with your cheeks

I hate that bitch so I gave her a german gas mask.

by ah in oh March 16, 2008

German

Virgin. A person that has not had sex.

Dude are you a german? No man I always have tap that hoe.

by Siron January 15, 2008

not german

someone who doesn't eat brats

Laura is not German at all; she definitely can't take the beef.

by cashbecki December 7, 2009

Gay German Sheperd

1. A German Sheperd that enjoys the cock of fellow bloodhound.

2. One who herds sheep in Germany and performs sexual acts on male counterparts.

1. Glenn: Hey Wesley, its nice to see you and your dog Spiffy. How old is that Gay German Sheperd of yours anyways? I bought him a new pink sweater.

Wesley: Thanks Glenn, he's 4 yrs old now. Pink is his favorite color.

2. Before he became an asshole dictator Adolf Hitler was actually a gay german sheperd. His favorite sheep, Hanz used to love the feeling of his little half moustace on his german sheep cock when Adolf used to blow him.

by Jesus Prairie Dogg January 21, 2010

The Angry German

The process of punching someone in the face while yelling "Nein!" (Meaning "no" in German)

My friend suggested we go see a lame chick flick, so I gave him a facefull of The Angry German.

by G1LB3RTandCUBBY July 12, 2011