fruit bandit

Fruit throwing bandits who opperate when people are not ready

john: hey pete hows things
pete: hey mate im good
john: omg!! someone just hit me with this soggy banana!
Pete: who threw that! its gotta be a fruit bandit

by xis mrac February 19, 2011

fruit kabob

A gay or fruity person that has many layers of gayness.

Shane your a fucking fruit kabob!

by Tamefaility December 7, 2016

Frubing

The action of one removing a used condom immediately after sex, and using both index finger and thumb to move the cum down from the business end into one’s mouth.

Yeah she was dirty, can’t believe she ended up frubing the jonny.

by T to the Baz May 10, 2018

Fruitbowl

A gay person, or a ‘homophobic’ guy in class who basically fucks or does sussy things to all the guys.

He’s such a fruitbowl.
All my friends are fruitbowls. Me too.

by MyWattpadIs-unpocogaga February 13, 2023

Sunkist fruit gem

inhibitor of affection, use at own risk

I was gonna kiss him, but he was still chewing on a Sunkist fruit gem!

by CrazyaboutYOU January 23, 2003

Frannie-fruitcake

Is a colloquial term for someone who is a hottie but is slightly insane. Nutty like all the best fruitcakes are

Hey john did you have a good night last night?
Yeh, i met this really awesome girl, shes a proper frannie-fruitcake

by PUddle2121212 March 7, 2009

forbidden fruit

a non-edible object that people attempt to eat for the sake of a trend

person 1: "Everyone is craving the forbidden fruit"
person 2: "yea, I watched Jesse eat a tide pod yesterday."

by Blue eyed geek May 3, 2018