inhibitor 

The assneck in the cube next to yours that is more than willing to negatively critique your work, but refuses to provide corrections.

David:
Ryan, after you proofread this document could you please let the boss know which corrections should be made?

Ryan:
There are indeed errors, but I would rather not tell you via email what they are. Instead, I will send twelve emails to our supervisor telling him how I will not help you.

David:
Please stop being an inhibitor.

inhibitor by DertySowt October 18, 2008

Neural Inhibitor 

A device shaped like a steel circlet which is placed around the head of a person with psionic mental abilities (telepathy, telekinesis, etc.). The device emits high-frequency radio waves that disrupt the delta wave capabilities of the wearer's brain, thus dampening any psionic abilities. Neural inhibitors have been known to be capable of being reprogrammed to reverse the effect and actually create a barrier for the wearer against any telepathic infiltration or attack.

In 'X-Men 2: United', William Stryker placed a neural inhibitor on the telepathic Professor X's head in order to interrogate and incarcerate him without retaliation.

Neural Inhibitor by razorglove1428 March 1, 2011

Moral-inhibitor  

A person that regardless of the time of the day or the circumstances, has the ability to make you do something stupid and against your high moral standards, without even trying!

"I can't go to the mall with you any more"

Moral-inhibitor "Why"

"I swam in the fountain, naked, and got arrested"

Moral-inhibitor "I didn't tell you to do it"

"Well no, but i just do stuff like that when I am around you"

Moral-inhibitor by Hal-hal February 19, 2009

Shop inhibitor 

The opposite of a shop assistant. After sufficient interactions with an inhibitor, the customer eventually learns to steer clear in order to achieve a purchase. In fact, these people have such poor product knowledge and so little initiative, that one wonders whether they actually still receive a paycheck, or have lost their way home after the last downsize. Miraculously, products are still sold despite the inhibitor's best efforts to stem the tide.

Bob: Did you get some of those cool widgets?
Joe: No, I went there and they said they didn't have
Bob: That's weird, I saw plenty when I was there yesterday.
Joe: Well, I asked the shop assistant...
Bob: No, you asked the shop inhibitor. Next time, just look for it yourself.

Shop inhibitor by murraybiscuit January 21, 2014

mao inhibitor 

Multiple Anal Orgasim Inhibitor

If you take MAO inhibitors, consult your physicain before using many of todays commericals drugs, some whose commericals play regularly on television.

mao inhibitor by Nick865 November 22, 2007

Cox inhibitor 

A Cox inhibitor will make sure you get laid on the Boulevard by the Boulevard

If I take this Cox inhibitor I will definitely get laid on the Boulevard

Cox inhibitor by Seedy November 5, 2023

Boowomp Inhibitor 

The Boowomp Inhibitor is from this one meme of the main character you play as from the Xbox 360 video game known as Metal Gear Rising.

"DOKTOR, TURN OFF MY BOOWOMP INHIBITOR"
Doctor: "Right away sir turning on your w-what now?"
"You know, that sound in SpongeBob when someone is sad? Booooowomp."

Boowomp Inhibitor by MetalGearRisingFan December 29, 2024