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Sunkist fruit gem

inhibitor of affection, use at own risk
I was gonna kiss him, but he was still chewing on a Sunkist fruit gem!
by CrazyaboutYOU January 23, 2003
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Frannie-fruitcake

Is a colloquial term for someone who is a hottie but is slightly insane. Nutty like all the best fruitcakes are
Hey john did you have a good night last night?
Yeh, i met this really awesome girl, shes a proper frannie-fruitcake
by PUddle2121212 March 7, 2009
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forbidden fruit

a non-edible object that people attempt to eat for the sake of a trend
person 1: "Everyone is craving the forbidden fruit"
person 2: "yea, I watched Jesse eat a tide pod yesterday."
by Blue eyed geek May 3, 2018
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Fruit and Nut

The Fruit and Nut is one of two symptoms of the materialistic 21st Century world in which we find ourselves:

1) The first is Cadbury's Fruit and Nut, a delicious chocolate bar beloved the world around for its high quality but never stingy helping of raisins and peanuts, sure to cure any ails modern life can throw at you.

2) The second is a crude sex act, believed to have originated in South Wales. The act requires very specific conditions for it to count: it is initiated at first by a devil's three way (a threesome where two men double penetrate a woman) during a time when the lady is on her period and simultaneously defecating herself. After a while the men pull out, the woman flips around and the men enter in again.

When the men have received both the 'fruit' and the 'nut' the act is complete and all 3 participants are free to try and resume their normal lives.
Guy 1: "Dude! We should totally give Sandy the Fruit and Nut tonight!"

Guy 2: "Yeah, just make sure our balls don't touch!"
by ollie the magic hobo October 21, 2010
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Fruit whore

someone who exploits fruit for personal gain or refers to body parts as fruit.
Person 1 says: 'My tits are as big as apricots!'
Person 2 says: 'gah! your such a fruit whore...'

Person 1 says: 'last night i fucked a watermelon'
Person 2 says: hahaha your such a naughty little fruit whore
by breezageeza June 24, 2011
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fruit basket

When the male sex, tucks his penial organ between his legs and proceeds to moon someone.
He gave me a tiny fruit basket for Christmas
by Assmoter December 22, 2004
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fruit booter

Home schooled, baggy bondage pants wearing loser. They watch the X-games to admire the 10 year old Chinese girls who are better than them at a sport that was embraced by Hillary Clinton.

They use the word "extreme" like it was EVER used by anyone under the age of 40 and drink milk when skating because they were home schooled by their moron parents and think its good for your bones....the same bones they'll never break because you can't fall on rollerblades.
Fruit booters are no better than toddlers on razor scooters or those fucking pogo sticks.
by scrap_iron July 30, 2006
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