Dutch Blind Fold

When the scrotum is stretched over the females eyes (Blind fold with the Ball Bag).

Originated in Australia

"Hey man, I gave this chick a Dutch Blind Fold last night. She dug it the most."

by RyanSmith January 31, 2009

Dutch Garage Sale

Selling prostitutes on your front lawn, in the middle of the day.

I went to the dutch garage sale after lunch.

by Alex, Jazmin, Chris September 1, 2007

Dutz

Your Dick And Nuts Acting As One Cohesive Unit

Dude, Get Off My Dutz

by GetSum6969 August 5, 2009

dutch oven

the act of farting under the cover and pulling it over another person's head

Timmy farted under the cover gave kori a Dutch oven/

by ks143 October 17, 2008

Dutch Oven

A loving sex move that involves a man forcing his girl's head under the duvet as he lets a big smelly, eggy fart go and literally traps her in there. Almost like an oven, she literally cooks in the heat and sometimes loses conciousness (dependant on strength of the bum-cough). Often questioned 'why' this is sexual, the answer is not known.

'Did you see the ambulance round Big James Kendall's house? Aparently he 'dutch ovened' his girlfried on the back of a night out in a curry house. She nearly died, twice.'

by Will Atkinson March 17, 2008

Dutch sunrise

-n. a sudden burst of flatulance while one's asshole is being licked.

That bitch almost bit a hole my ass when I gave her a Dutch sunrise.

by Olin 110 May 28, 2006

The Dutch

Crazy thieving bastards, the Dutch steal everyones music and then keep it on their 600GB RAID clusters, rebroadcast it to their mile long MSN lists, and have over 1000 live sets and about half as many live videos of hard dance festivals. If you ever need a game or piece of software cracked, go see the Dutch. They will have what you need.

The End.

"Hey, Matti, I need Doom 3, and its May 2004"
"Ok here is the crack, a link to a 100mbit mirror, and the screenshots of the expansion pack planned for next year."
"Thanks, wanna do a file swap?"
"Like you have anything that I haven't got."

by Lucificifus March 30, 2005