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mess crank

A mess crank is U.S Navy jargon for the lower ranks position working in the galley, same as K.P. in the Army.
Get your ass in my galley, mess crank, and swab this deck -NOW !!!
by Woodstock78 April 24, 2020
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Porcelain Crank and Stank

When a guy jerks off on the toilet right after taking a shit
I was in a rush this morning so I killed 2 birds with one stone with a porcelain Crank and Stank
by El_Durazno July 5, 2020
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Pussy cranker

Someone who tugs on the clitoris while fingering a fat bitch.
That man was a pussy cranker after fingering that chick last night.
by master-bating Hippopotamus October 12, 2020
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Janiero Crankfield

Janiero Crankfield just has model experiences and a very above average d****
Janiero Crankfield just has model experiences and a very above average d****
by Janiero November 22, 2021
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Dank crank

when you put weed on ur dick and have ur step sister smoke it off ur cock
by fartlicker67 January 12, 2022
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Montana crank starter

When you stick your penis in the asshole and turn so violently it snaps, and she now has a penis apart of her
Hey, did you hear Conner gave Sarah the Montana crank starter
by Papa Rylie kaldor March 2, 2022
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glizzy crank

A crank for your glizzy
I cranked my glizzy with your glizzy crank and it was swag
by Mrs.Beast.FFZ July 5, 2022
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