carpet cleaner

when you eat a girl out who has a nice patch of carpet downstairs

yeah, that girl did not shave at all... I turned into a carpet cleaner last night

by Karab okama December 12, 2020

caped sausage

The male version of a landing strip.

This dude at the gym kept trying to show me his caped sausage. I told him to fly the fuck outta here!

by Boozeturd March 11, 2021

Carpet

Choleric
Arrogant
Racist
Pervert
Egoistic
Toxic

Joe: "Dude, Daniel is such a carpet!
Steven: "Yeah, right man!"

by SlaviaRoznic1211 January 23, 2021

Capear

The action if buying drugs.

Today i’m going to capear, you want some?

by Goddesofthemoon January 30, 2021

Cape Disappointment

Cape Disappointment is a island with a name which makes you go LOL. It is also an island close to aukland island, Nz.

Random Guy: *Looks at NZ for no sudden reason
Random Guy: WhAt Is ThIs IsLaNd?
Random Guy: *Zooms in*
Random Guy: Cape Disappointment?
Random Guy: HOW IS THIS NAME POSSIBLE!?

by anonymous June 11, 2021

carpet slut

when you dog aggressively rubs it’s tiddies all over the carpet

Archie stop being such a carpet slut!

by thankiest thanker November 19, 2021

Carpet Gum

Hairy ballsack

Fuck dude i was taking a piss and zipped my carpet gum in my fly.

by Terrypenus August 20, 2021