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going to bed

code for losers who don't get any pussy to say they are going to bed but in actuality they are going to jerk off. trying to sound like they are too cool.
Matt just made a Jib Jab video of a buddy dancing but we all knew he was going to spank his monkey and he told us he was "going to bed".
by the meme war master May 8, 2016
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bed dooties

The act of brushing ones teeth, washing of face and putting PJ's on before being able to feel comfortable to get into bed.
One minute, I just have to do my bed dooties before I get into bed
by alliraxoxo October 7, 2010
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Bed Wars

Saying that your fucking someones mom, basically an "i fucked your mom joke" but better.
"I'm playing bed wars with your mother faggot"
by klebolding May 2, 2020
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bed wars

Some dumbass game from a Minecraft multiplayer server where you collect gems and ingots to upgrade and protect your bed, items and self whilst fighting others.
Hey mark wanna play some bed wars on highpixel?

(Mark) sure man but lemme finish this quest on runescape. I’m almost done banking my things
by Dewwww March 5, 2019
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bed head

when you lie in bed and get head; when you are tired or sleeping
I was about to go to sleep and she gave me bed head
by PJerzy March 5, 2008
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bed pants

1. taken from the root words "pa" and "jamas". "Pa" meaning, "bed" in ancient Greek, and "jamas" meaning, "pants" in a rare form Jonulesque Latin. Can also be interpreted as "tronpants".

2. What Coop Cooper wears in BASEketball while attending Britney Kaiser's party.
See also Docker's Commercial.

3. Term which is frequently fought over by scholars. Some think they are pants you sleep in, while others adhere to the position that bed pants are undefinable, and therefore non-existant. Well now those people are wrong, because it's defined, bitchezzzz. See also Sarah and Jon's Intergalactic Pant Battle

4. Some people like their cucumbers pickled.
"Sarah, im telling you, they're called bed pants."
"Jon, you're wrong, they're pajama pants."
"Baby i love you."
"Agreed, you awesome dood, you."

"Dood, this place looks like a docker's commercial."

"Jon, you're wrong."
"Yes, Sarah."

"What?"
"Huh?"
"Some people like their cucumbers pickled."
by Tronbot311 September 21, 2008
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Bed crumbs

Crusties from cum after it dries that has loosened in unwashed sheets...yuuuck
Dude had bed crumbs he was soooo dirty!!!
by Lil' ghetto May 13, 2017
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