code for losers who don't get any pussy to say they are going to bed but in actuality they are going to jerk off. trying to sound like they are too cool.
Matt just made a Jib Jab video of a buddy dancing but we all knew he was going to spank his monkey and he told us he was "going to bed".
by the meme war master May 8, 2016
Get the going to bed mug.The act of brushing ones teeth, washing of face and putting PJ's on before being able to feel comfortable to get into bed.
by alliraxoxo October 7, 2010
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by klebolding May 2, 2020
Get the Bed Wars mug.Some dumbass game from a Minecraft multiplayer server where you collect gems and ingots to upgrade and protect your bed, items and self whilst fighting others.
Hey mark wanna play some bed wars on highpixel?
(Mark) sure man but lemme finish this quest on runescape. I’m almost done banking my things
(Mark) sure man but lemme finish this quest on runescape. I’m almost done banking my things
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Get the bed wars mug.by PJerzy March 5, 2008
Get the bed head mug.1. taken from the root words "pa" and "jamas". "Pa" meaning, "bed" in ancient Greek, and "jamas" meaning, "pants" in a rare form Jonulesque Latin. Can also be interpreted as "tronpants".
2. What Coop Cooper wears in BASEketball while attending Britney Kaiser's party.
See also Docker's Commercial.
3. Term which is frequently fought over by scholars. Some think they are pants you sleep in, while others adhere to the position that bed pants are undefinable, and therefore non-existant. Well now those people are wrong, because it's defined, bitchezzzz. See also Sarah and Jon's Intergalactic Pant Battle
4. Some people like their cucumbers pickled.
2. What Coop Cooper wears in BASEketball while attending Britney Kaiser's party.
See also Docker's Commercial.
3. Term which is frequently fought over by scholars. Some think they are pants you sleep in, while others adhere to the position that bed pants are undefinable, and therefore non-existant. Well now those people are wrong, because it's defined, bitchezzzz. See also Sarah and Jon's Intergalactic Pant Battle
4. Some people like their cucumbers pickled.
"Sarah, im telling you, they're called bed pants."
"Jon, you're wrong, they're pajama pants."
"Baby i love you."
"Agreed, you awesome dood, you."
"Dood, this place looks like a docker's commercial."
"Jon, you're wrong."
"Yes, Sarah."
"What?"
"Huh?"
"Some people like their cucumbers pickled."
"Jon, you're wrong, they're pajama pants."
"Baby i love you."
"Agreed, you awesome dood, you."
"Dood, this place looks like a docker's commercial."
"Jon, you're wrong."
"Yes, Sarah."
"What?"
"Huh?"
"Some people like their cucumbers pickled."
by Tronbot311 September 21, 2008
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