beamers

When a woman's breasts are very perky. Almost to the point where they're pointing upwards, like your high-beam headlights on a car.

"Man! That bitche's beamers are starin me right in the face!"

by Zebulante elZorro March 6, 2008

beadle

A term used to describe anything of diminutive size, from the shrivelled, dessicated spazz hand owned by cheeky TV personality Jeremy Beadle. The shit.

My god check out your Beadle penis!
Waaaaaaaaaa! I'm only as god made me!

by john-I February 19, 2004

Beam Me Up Scotty

A legendary mixtape made by no other than Nicki Minaj signed in YMCMB.
Lil Wayne, Busta Rhymes, Brinx, Gucci Mane, Drake, Shannell, Rocko, Jae Millz, Gudda Gudda, Ron Browz, Red Cafe, and Ricki Blaze feature in the tracks... Not to mention DJs including Holiday and DJ Khaled!
Released in 2009.

Person 1: Dude you've probably heard Itty Bitty Piggy, right?

Person 2: Yeah, it's that dope shit from Beam Me Up Scotty!

Person 1: Yeah! Nicki's the best!

by tig.ole.bitties June 27, 2011

cock beard

1. an undesirable person with a beard.

yo, fuck off you cock beard.

by nwp2 February 2, 2006

Beady

A type of person that watches and interferes with the business of others (but only selectively picking on a few individuals). A common way of doing this is through jabbing; a beady spreads negativity and feelings of worthlessness through these jabs.
A beady thinks he knows it all (he especially thinks he has a special insight into the workings of those individuals he picks on), and his opinions are fixed on everything (however wrong).

"Beady said I should have snogged her, although he said I wouldn't have got anywhere anyway"

by George&Tony October 16, 2006

Black Beard

When you go down on someone who has a crazy black bush.

Opptional: Some people make a finger-hook and laugh like a pirate while they do this.

Guy: Yesterday, I did the Black Beard on my girlfriend.
Friend: How was it?
Guy: It felt almost real.

by J-Mez May 26, 2005

Beam

To beam someone/beaming means to contact them via the internet. (Facebook, IM, Email, etc.)

John telling Jonathan to contact Andrew: "Can you beam him on facebook?"

by OrangeWeiner March 24, 2011