Baked Goods

Any food that will cause you to become baked

'Hey man, wanna come to my house and have some baked goods.'
'What, like cookies or something'
'No, *BAKED* goods.'
'Oh shit yeah I'm down.

by whitemarley March 23, 2010

easy bake oven

A fusty slut. Fustey being fucking busted (get it?). Her Muffin shop is always open, therefore being easily impregnated. Derivitive of the term "having a bun in the oven"
They usually have no standards.

That bitch is such an easy bake oven, she'll fuck anyone that shows interest.

The man was distraught to find out his wife is an easy bake oven, after the paternity tests.

by Lexi and Nicki July 3, 2006

bake sale

refers to a girl who suffers from overweight issues. the term bake sale connotes directly to the amount of rolls the large girl possesses.

That bitch has enough rolls for every man, woman and child of this village. She is like a damn bake sale. Get 'em while they're hot.

by felix james October 21, 2007

bake ride

A trip in a vehicle for the sole purpose of smoking pot.

Yo dude i just picked up an eighth, u wanna go on a bake ride?

by djunky4203 September 11, 2005

bake off

A competition to see who can get more baked, i.e. who can smoke more weed.

Person 1: Holy shitt dude, this is my 29th bowl.... ive reached the plateau i think, can't do this bake off anymore..

Person 2: Stop being such a puss! I'm on my 69 bowl and I ain't even buzzed yet! *passes out*

by nirvana4lf December 27, 2008

bager

Bager is a word for an incredible person, the word shows how strong and macho the person is.. no matter the sex.
Bager is also danish for baker.

If bager is a part of a name with Niels in front of it, it totally cancels the meaning of the word Niels

Girl 1: Hey theres Niels Bager
*13 girls fainting*
Girl 14: I'll give birth to your childs!

by Vaizardus January 2, 2009

Bakaru

People who think:s there smart But They Are veRy Dumb,

I am not a bakaru

by Dragonrider4000 February 20, 2020