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Washington State

home of the stoners, gays and serial killers. it's pretty great. it's very liberal. it also has pretty forests if you ignore the crackheads, homeless people, hookers, rednecks and garbage. the only good things about Washington are the gays. we run everything. but also the weed is cheap and it's everywhere
where do you live?
Washington.
d.c that's so cool!
no you dipshit, Washington state
oh, home of the gays and serial killers
also great weed
yeah
by s u c c u l e n t November 10, 2019
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george washington middle school

A dumbass school with lame ass teachers and wack security and bipolar students.
Did you see what happened yesterday?
OMG yeah george washington middle school is crazy
by skskskskssk89 April 20, 2019
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Wanking Into Condoms AKA wic

Wanking into condoms cause your a sick cunt
when you cbf cleaning up you wank into a condom, Wanking Into Condoms AKA wic
by GET-OFF-OF-ME May 18, 2011
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The Walking Dead

Any person under the age of 35 who is either (A) married, (B) engaged, or (C) is a parent. They move around society, imitating the motions of the living... but--come on, we all know--they're The Walking Dead.

Any member of such class that becomes a personal friend is upgraded to the category of "Zombie Pal"
Old Friend #1: It's so good to reconnect with everybody from high school. What ever happened to Kyle?
Old Friend #2: Man... you didn't hear? He's married with two kids.
Old Friend #1: ...oh, no. The Walking Dead, huh? Rest in peace, Kyle
by D. Sanchez III November 21, 2014
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retro-wanking

This is when you jack off to the thought or image of old TV stars, maybe from when you were a teenager and porn was in short supply.
"I was watching Charlies Angels on cable last night and treated myself to some great retro-wanking."
by Wizards Sleeve February 14, 2007
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Walking Abortion

n. A derogatory term for a male.

Originates from Feminazi Valerie Solanos’ SCUM (Society for Cutting Up Men) Manifesto.
The male is a biological accident: the Y (male) gene is an incomplete X (female) gene, that is, it has an incomplete set of chromosomes. In other words, the male is an incomplete female, a walking abortion, aborted at the gene stage. To be male is to be deficient, emotionally limited; maleness is a deficiency disease and males are emotional cripples.
by Not a Feminazi. Honest! May 27, 2004
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Washington Nationals

N.

1) On pace to be the WORST team in major league baseball. Even worse than those sucky Detroit Tigers who in 2003, went 43-119, a winning percentage of .265. They are dead last in every major offensive category and what the hell, probably defensive too! They are pretty much the biggest waste of talent in the world. No wonder Strasburg doesn't sign...
Friend 1: Holy shit the Cubs are on a 4 game win streak!!
Friend 2: Well no shit! They played a 4 game series against the Washington Nationals! CHILL YOUR BONER!
by Legends of Suck July 28, 2009
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