Toss My Salad

When your partner wants you to drop various vegetables into the orifice you plan on sticking your penis into. In many cases a makeshift condom made from one or more lettuce leaf and ending with covering them in some home made ranch dressing.

I don't like riding meat, so I have my men cover their meat with lettuce and toss my salad ;)

by Jesus#2 August 15, 2011

TOSSER

Coloquialism in BMW GS model motorbiker circle. Developed from religious ceremony of Hogroast, run by Bakerman, CULT LEADER.

Bakes is a tosser.
Means:
Bakes is a great guy

by Grizz February 10, 2005

Tahoe Toss

Defecate in your hand and toss it at the carson city hooker of your choice, or any hooker for that matter.

best when done while listening to soulja boy.

When laquiesha said she wanted 300 roses to speak greek, I TAHOE TOSSED that ho

by Franklin the karaoke god December 30, 2007

toss the onions

Female masturbation.

"Chicks can toss the onions anywhere."
"A girl in my keyboarding class supposedly tossed the onions last year in class."
"Hot girls don't need to toss their own onions in class. They get chase to do it."

by Sean May 9, 2004

Tossed Off

When someone's pissed you off beyond belief, you're feeling completely tossed off.

Tossed Off-
"Nah babe you're really starting to toss me off"
"Nosh me off don't toss me off 👌"

by Katie Richards Catchphrases July 20, 2015

toss the salad

to mix vegetables into a dish with letuce

momma is tossing the salad for our b-b-q

by ashley May 4, 2003

tossed salad

to have your asshole eaten out with jelly or syrup.
usually used with a possesion pronoun or a conjunction
tossed a salad
tossed my salad
tossed her salad
tossed our salad

timmy, you got a D. you know what you gotta do?... NOOOOOO!!! i dont wanna toss a salad...ima read!!! ima learn to read!!!
a tossed salad isnt a tossed salad

by OMGigotmysaladtossedOMG May 2, 2006