tosser

ok, here's the true explanation:

while the word wanker is a more general and term for expressing disdain for somebody, the word tosser describes a person with a tendency to show off or brag in an excessive and embarrassing way.

or someone whose explanation of a word consists solely of another synonym.

"well at first i thought this guy delivers, but in the end he was just another tosser."

A asks: hey, what does tosser mean?
B answers: duh, it means: wanker.
A thinks: what a tosser.
B thinks: damn, i'm smart...

;-)

by klugscheisser August 1, 2007

Tosser

Noun, British slang; slightly offensive term: dick head, jerk, idiot, bit slow and rough, a non-violent bully, loud and rude + not brightest bulb on the tree.

Verb, Toss off, British slang for male masturbation; not the same meaning as the noun "Tosser."

When the cop got to my car and asked for my ID, he realized he'd pulled over the wrong car; what a tosser!

by Gillis1000 January 4, 2009

tosser

English insult.
Implies that the person masturbates excessively. Also see Wanker.

Hi I'm a Townie.

Tosser.

by Danny Romer March 24, 2003

tosser

Literally, one who masturbates. Common usage typically refers to anyone of whom you have a low opinion.

eckham's a fuck-useless tosser.

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by Anonymous March 18, 2003

tosser

As far as I'm aware tosser has nothing to do with mastubation but comes from an old sailing term for a drunken idiot - 'he's a toss pot' - ie someone who drinks a lot is a tosser or toss pot.

by jane August 13, 2003

Tosser

Useless, pathetic, incapable of doing anything right

Tony Blair is a useless tosser

by Anonymous July 30, 2003

Tosser

A chiefly British derogatory term, literally meaning "one who masturbates," but properly used to describe anyone who is either incompetent, supercilious, or otherwise generally unpleasant. Tosser is a British synonym to the primarily American derogatory term, jerkoff, which is also used in the same manner as wanker and tosser.

Joe Sixpack: I'm going to need you to come in for work on Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, and New Year's, all without overtime pay.
Jolly Roger: Don't be such a tosser. I'm going to the pub with my mates on those days!

by FoxWing Mabon-Tail December 20, 2008