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Definitions by Jesus#2

Toss My Salad 

When your partner wants you to drop various vegetables into the orifice you plan on sticking your penis into. In many cases a makeshift condom made from one or more lettuce leaf and ending with covering them in some home made ranch dressing.
I don't like riding meat, so I have my men cover their meat with lettuce and toss my salad ;)
Toss My Salad by Jesus#2 August 15, 2011

James Nicaise 

The act of drinking so much Jäger that you pass out and almost die.
Fuck everything, I'm just going to James Nicaise tonight.
James Nicaise by Jesus#2 July 11, 2011