The act of drinking so much Jäger that you pass out and almost die.
Fuck everything, I'm just going to James Nicaise tonight.
When your partner wants you to drop various vegetables into the orifice you plan on sticking your penis into. In many cases a makeshift condom made from one or more lettuce leaf and ending with covering them in some home made ranch dressing.
I don't like riding meat, so I have my men cover their meat with lettuce and toss my salad ;)