Toss My Salad

When your partner wants you to drop various vegetables into the orifice you plan on sticking your penis into. In many cases a makeshift condom made from one or more lettuce leaf and ending with covering them in some home made ranch dressing.

I don't like riding meat, so I have my men cover their meat with lettuce and toss my salad ;)

by Jesus#2 August 15, 2011

James Nicaise

The act of drinking so much Jäger that you pass out and almost die.

Fuck everything, I'm just going to James Nicaise tonight.

by Jesus#2 July 11, 2011