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Smart Water

I’m dumb I’ll just drink my smart water
by The original dude August 2, 2019
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Smart Lives Matter

Those who understand that the phrase "Please wear a mask" does not mean: 1) carry it in your hand, 2) wear it around your neck or 3) wear it covering your chin but not your mouth and nose.
YOU! Yes, you, coming within inches of me, breathing in my face, with YOUR MASK SECURED AROUND YOUR ELBOW!, please respect my right to live even if you don't care about your own, because Smart Lives Matter.
by Monkey's Dad September 13, 2020
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sloppy smarge

A sloppy smarge is an alcoholic beverage consisting of a large ratio of Smirnoff vodka to ABC Cream Soda. A sloppy smarge contains greater than 30% alcohol by volume (at least 4:1 ratio vodka:cream soda).
Dude those sloppy smarges messed me up bad!
by Jomamma Gator April 20, 2008
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Not smart

When you are trying to tell your twin on roblox flicker that they are gonna get you both killed
Twin - I'm twin, where are you twin?
You - you are ####
You - ####
You - # # # #
You - not smart
by Qwertyuiopasdfghjkllkjhgfdsapo November 8, 2020
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Not To Smart Bud

"Not To Smart Bud" is a catchphrase is commonly used as an interjection to point out a person’s mistakes.
"Aww man I just just fell over in front of a cute girl I liked"

"Not to Smart Bud"
by Monkeyspan June 12, 2012
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Do you find it incredible how smart I am?

I post a lot of music on this website.lyrics. Good music from all sorts of genres and from all decades and different cultures and styles.

When I was in jail the people there were amazed at how much Classic Rock bands I knew. When I got out of jail, People wrote to me about how smart I was and said I was one of the smartest people they’ve ever met. All of them were older than me and they didn’t even know half of the bands I came up with. One was a boomer who was like born in May of 1957. He had been in and out of jail since 1990.

Also, I’m a Cajun and live in a little cabin out in the woods. And I know about the Jew, British and French Huguenot thing. And I also know that the USA is still secretly a British crown colony thanks to my French heritage.

I also know a lot of European history probably even more than Europeans themselves…that’s a little pathetic.

Nobody else even has a clue. Not even other Americans. They are all caught up in other things and are pacified.

I mean, Come on. UD Jews, admit it — I’m a literal genius.
Do you find it incredible how smart I am?
by Death Menace March 17, 2023
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smarterchild

a very cool dude who wastes his life away on forums
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by akary October 19, 2004
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