A name pathetic CR7 fanboys call Lionel Messi, the greatest footballer of all time, because they think he scores too many penalties. (Even though Messi took three less years and hundreds less games to beat Ronaldo’s non-penalty goal count, and is the all time scorer in the history of the sport without pens.)
Deluded 12 year old: Pessi is so shit, he ghosts in big games
Literally anyone intelligent: Messi has a better goal per game average, 4 ucls, 1 World Cup, more league titles, most successful dribbles, most non penalty goals, most MOTMs, most ballon d’ors, most golden shoes, most assists, and basically more of everything it’s good to have more of, in two years less than Penaldo. Penaldo only has more goals because he has been playing for longer, and despite beginning his career further into the midfield, he has still spent more time as a forward than Messi. Lionel Andres Messi is the greatest footballer OAT, he has completed the sport, and it’s very disrespectful to call him Pessi when statistically he doesn’t need penalties to be the GOAT. 🐐🇦🇷
Literally anyone intelligent: Messi has a better goal per game average, 4 ucls, 1 World Cup, more league titles, most successful dribbles, most non penalty goals, most MOTMs, most ballon d’ors, most golden shoes, most assists, and basically more of everything it’s good to have more of, in two years less than Penaldo. Penaldo only has more goals because he has been playing for longer, and despite beginning his career further into the midfield, he has still spent more time as a forward than Messi. Lionel Andres Messi is the greatest footballer OAT, he has completed the sport, and it’s very disrespectful to call him Pessi when statistically he doesn’t need penalties to be the GOAT. 🐐🇦🇷
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'wow dad who is that' son that is Pessi ' why is he just stood in the penalty box' because he is waiting to get the ball and dive to get a pen
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