take a number 

bitch wait you mothafuckin turn

get off my nuts, i know you wanna get wit me ho.. take a numba

take a number by cutter October 13, 2004

take a number 

Derived from the meat counter at your local grocery. You're wating for your meat? Take a number and shut the heck up. Can now be used to shut someone up who is complaining about anything, or wanting to discuss something with you that perhaps you want to brush off.

"You want to talk to me about how I ran over your cat? Take a number"

"What, teacher? My homework is late? You want to discuss my grades? Take a number"

"you want to take me out to dinner? Dude, take a number"

take a number by nycbuckeye October 14, 2004

Simple Number 

A non-complex number, like a number that doesn't have an i. Is similar to a real number.

When you multiply together complex numbers the answer is a simple number.

Simple Number by SimpleNumbers July 16, 2013

Number 3 

Firing on all cylinders. Pooping, peeing, vomiting, expelling snot, shooting ear wax - all at the same time.

"Oof"

"What is it, number 1? Number 2?"
"No, worse. Number 3! Stand clear!"

Number 3 by Pdg887 July 27, 2013

Number 3 

The Runs; Diarrhea; Squirts; The Trots; extremely foul, loose, runny bowel movement; watery extrecement

I thought I had to go number two but it turned out to be number 3

Number 3 by freeranger April 28, 2007

Number hoe

a friend, who when offered a meal at a fast food restaurant, choses to order a number instead of ordering off of the dollar menu.

Mark (after watching Jim order a #8, value sized): Man, why you gotta be a number hoe?

Number hoe by Natalie Clark August 28, 2007

Hot Spicy Salsa Number 

n. Refering to a rather attractive female of a spanish/mexican ethnicity.

"I want to go back to the club so I can see that hot spicy salsa number again."

Hot Spicy Salsa Number by Hawk June 5, 2004