nathan

he is a sexy charva and he will mash ur head into a wall if u are racist also he is not racist at all and not homophobic at all if u try to talk to him he will pull ur your trousers down and put it in ur greasy hol

"nathan pulled my trousers down"

by nathan pikey June 14, 2023

Nathan

A variation or form of the Natan. A magical angelic being born in a smokeless fire and often times the exception to every rule. A super manifester, usually equipped with lightwings the size of football fields, he's a boss king master building god. At least half divine, he is also somewhat of an anomalistic mystery. He not only is categorized as his own race of being but prefers sex with attractive thin female humans that have a natural aptitude for rhythm. Nathan has a pretty extensive history of sexual relations with female spirits, aliens, and of course demons. Due to the bloodline of the Natan, he's thought to be an essential and valuable part of human evolution, and occasionally under the right conditions is capable of carrying both the royal bloodline, dormant crystalline oraph diamond 12 to 24 helix DNA , activating this advanced system of energetic dominoes through a very complicated exercise that few ever are able to master, this usually comes naturally and without much effort resulting from his ability to fuck like a true champ, using his cock like a conductor, just killin the pussy like only he can. And finally, this rare and elusive specimen can appear as a pure immortal interdimensional time traveler, always with brown hair and blue eyes. His freckles are actually a result of years of interbreeding with humans.

Listen son, when Nathan gets here y'all motherfuckers are gonna get brutalized punished just for calling yourself rappers okay, go ahead and spit some of those so called bars for my mans and not only will your mic get snatched but you just get bodied up and stuffed in a trash bag before poof, Houdinis back in this bitch aight. Word.

by N8Diggz June 18, 2023

Nathan

He's looking for his Queen l 11 and they save the world together

He's in the Bible looking for his El queen, so Nathan will.then be Nathani

by FAFOOFAF July 8, 2023

nathan

the simulation nerd in a team of tech people

person A: hey, do you think we could run our numbers through a simulation to see if this would increase profits?
person B: idk bro, let's check with nathan, our sim guy

by imeanidkbutsure August 3, 2023

Nathan

some dumbass who eats Gerber's Baby food.

Nathan would put canned food in the microwave to heat it up

by somegoober October 7, 2023

Nathan

this means he is a top g and most likely to have a Bugatti before the whole gc 🤫🤫

Nathan the top g

by The fusfusg October 9, 2023

Nathan

Me :)

Hi, I am Nathan

by Da man who's in Ohio October 25, 2023