Urban Dictionary: Definitions by somegoober

goober

person 1: you're such a goober
person 2: no I'm not!

goober by somegoober October 7, 2023

the best car in the game Project Zombiod, no other car can beat it.

A car that can only be driven by the best, the only MoistCr1tical. The Moist Mobile is the most powerful car, fast, durable, moist and very critical.

some dumbass who eats Gerber's Baby food.

Nathan would put canned food in the microwave to heat it up

Nathan by somegoober October 7, 2023