nooblett

A female noob.....nothing mean just a friendly word to new girl on a videogame who is new to it.

1. Girl you are a nooblett to this.

2.LOL, she's a nooblett to this game.

by J.Ford October 27, 2007

Noobitis

A disease that can spread by touch, look, or even through verbal masturbation.

Unsure if you have this disease? Do you have any of these symptoms?
-failing life at all times
-your friends don't call you anymore
-your parents don't call you anymore
-your grandma doesn't call you anymore
-you just canceled your phone service due to inactivity
-you like clay aiken
-you have sweatus majoritis
-you're a priest and someone dies in your party

These are only a few of the symptoms. If you have any of these symptoms, please cry in the corner so you don't bother others, or seek psychiatric attention.

Hector, I understand that you have noobitis, but could you please stop fucking up in life?

by phongoo January 14, 2009

Nookie Junkie

Someone addicted to sex.

"He's a nookie junkie"

by Zoe03 June 17, 2009

fortune nookie

That's what you get combining Chinese new year and Valentine's day.......

Do you really need one?

by Toimitus May 5, 2003

dick noose

A girlfriend or lover who uses great sex to keep a man around who obviously does not want to be there or to keep a man in the home when he is about to leave with friends.

noun
I tried to leave but I'm caught in a dick noose.
adjective
That dick noose won't let me leave.

by Gavin B July 5, 2007

the noog

an alternate name for Chattanooga, TN

You ready for the lax game in the noog this weekend brah?

by griffdog May 4, 2011

hanging like a noose

A description of the state of being extremely hungover. Extreme state of hanging, emphasised by the comparison to the function of a noose

I drank soooo much last night and I'm absolutely dying today. I'm hanging like a noose

by teamon December 24, 2011