morning suprise cumming

this is where the a guy wakes his girl up with a full load in waiting and htis is ten fired at her with particular aim to her eyes.if done properly this can cause large ammounts of humur to the day.

yo babe wake up your late for work
"oh crap"(opens eyes)
"what the fuck do u think your doing!....ahh a cant see! shit that stings....fuck off u piece of turd" etc etc.....

by james watson March 8, 2005

Morning Log

n. When a male gets a boner when they wake up from a long sleep.

Usually they might have a nocturnal admission during it.

Friend named eric:"John your gay" John "No i not i have a morning Log when i was thinking about u" Eric " John your a dumbass and stop raping me"

by mr.smarts January 26, 2011

mooping

whilst mooning someone the mooner takes a poop.

dude, mark was mooping last night and got poop all on this guys windshield - he was pissed.

by bubbap October 6, 2011

morning donovan

Original band from the Bay Area, CA.

You check out the Morning Donovan Show this weekend?

by |v|0Rn!ng D0|\|0van May 13, 2004

morning gasm

you know that noise you just have to make when you wake up in the morning. It is is often accompanied by a yawn.

Fred: "Hey, why couldn't you have done that last night?"
Wilma: "What?"
Fred: "Have something nearly as powerful as that morning gasm"

by michael scott wants the fleece April 14, 2010

mopping the floor

The act of getting so low on the dance floor with a level of skill, giving the aesthetic illusion that you are shinning the floor with your butt cheeks.

Larry, the rachet girl started mopping the floor when asked to twerk to "Pop That...(Don't Stop)" last week at Soph Hop.

by Jrizzzza January 27, 2014

Morning Star

When your fresh shaved nuts grow back hair making yur nuggets extra spiky and prickly. Often stabbing you in the dick.

Oh shit! My morning star just stabbed my dick! *grabs balls to reposition them*

by Derik V October 20, 2008