Hammeroid

I told you as I grasped your ass that I have a hameroid that bleeds when I poop and you pinned me down and ticked it with your tongue you then groped my feet and slowly shoved your toe up my nose we’re both throbbing with my snot dripping down you big toe and I said why’d you stop then you grabbed my cheeks and pushed them in between your nose and proceed to nose fuck me with you 7 inch long nose while you nose hair tickles my crack I then grab your balls and start ticking them with my armpit hais

By Jason deluro hammeroid

by Titty twister o5 October 20, 2020

Hammerdowntown

The home of Kenny Murphy and the The Tidwell Trio. A place where legends are born.

Wow! He’s truck is really fast…That must be Kenny Murphy from Hammerdowntown!

by McMurph101 September 6, 2021

Hammerandfail

One of the worst down-bad people ive ever seen for matt. Im genuinely scared of their posts.

Diwlfnakwlfankr 1: you know Hammerandfail from tiktok?
Sjfkskfkskxjwnfk 2: im terrified of them…

by Elliott the awesome dude November 6, 2021

HammerInnt

HammerInnt, a girl who got her nickname for a lad named boonser by standing next to a hammer sign on the bus. She is a fan of anime and has 13 children and is friends with mising0px and basrsa,also is a #1parsashipper.

Hammer,hammerinnt,oyster,ooya,hammerhead,crackhead,idiot

by HammerInnt March 20, 2022

hammer on the rock game

a game in which a half-naked man in a cauldron attempts to climb a mountain with a hammer; getting over it.

He was playing hammer on the rock game in class

by I haven't been kidnapped. March 29, 2022

Hammer dolphin

A very skinny, very hairless man with a giant cock. Nuff said.

Did you see Quinten in the shower the other day? Total hammer dolphin. Fuck I'd love to be that guy.

by Published author man dude bro April 4, 2022

Hammer Bro

An enemy sometimes encountered in mainline Mario games. Often seen in pairs, their behavior involves tossing hammers in an upward arc at you. Essentially, they are some of the most annoying cunts you will ever encounter in any video game. When you approach one, be sure to have a mushroom on you because there is a very low chance that you'll get past them without getting hit at least once.

Person 1: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I DIED
Person 2: What happened?
Person: 1 IT'S THOSE FUCKING HAMMER BROS, THEY ARE NEAR IMPOSSIBLE TO AVOID! FUCK!

by zvcxasdfkwyrio June 17, 2022