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Where's Hitler?

If locating the next Hitler was anything like Where's Waldo, would anybody be suprised that he turned out to be Russian? Hitler also didn't have a potential Communist ally like China nearby though, and it isn't a great time for another World War, especially not one of a magnitude that has never been seen before. The United States just got out of a war, but it seems like they're in a hurry to get in another one, it's almost boring us to death not to be be fucking with somebody like the world police.
Where's Hitler? might not have as "happy" of an ending as World War 2, if the United States is realistic about it.
by The Original Agahnim January 25, 2022
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99% Hitler

Someone you must vote for if the opposition is worse. If you were to choose between Hitler and 99% Hitler, it is your moral obligation to vote for 99% hitler
person 1: "I don't care man, I'm not voting for Biden unless he intervenes in the Israel-Gaza War"
person 2: "don't you know Biden is 99% hitler? Would you rather have Trump be president?"
by shadowblack1809 November 14, 2023
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hitler

gigachad who invaded poland and lost

also the guy who killed the evil adolf hiter
Bro actually went into Poland with a gun! He's a Hitler!

He went into Israel and killed 35151 people! He's the next hitler!
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A hitler

Being a hitler - be without jews.

(jews-less) = useless
You are so a hitler...
{so jews-less(useless)}
by Shawn89 April 20, 2025
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America's Hitler

JD Vance stated he goes“back and forth between thinking Trump is a cynical a–hole like Nixon who wouldn’t be that bad (and might even prove useful) or that he’s America’s Hitler.” It's time for America's Hitler, who only could 'win' by 1% because he went up against a word salad tossing clown Kamala Harris after the other guy was thrown out by his own party, to step down.
by Publius0987 August 7, 2025
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Angry Hitler

An Angry Hitler, AKA an Angry German, is a number which has five nines in a row, with no numbers before or after it.

"99999"

NOTE: An angry Hitler is a natural number which is in base 10, and said with a very angry German accent.
If no Angry German accent can be found, please default to the most angry and German accent you can manage.
(within reason, lol)
An Angry Hitler, AKA an Angry German, is a number which has five nines in a row, with no numbers before or after it.

"99999"
by SillierJoe June 4, 2023
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Adolf Hitler

A Very Nice Man Who let the Jews have a free summer camp
by SS Nate1488 May 28, 2023
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