Dick Nob

When you remove someone's doornob while they are sleeping and replace it with your dick, then knock on the door - and then brag.
Works best if you have an erection at the time.

Man, I totally dick nobed Derek last night!" "Dude, he totally touched your dick!

by cy&ha August 22, 2010

Mr. Dick

A guy with an above average sized dick, who thinks his dick is so good that he can fuck any woman, including your best friend or your sister. His dick preempts him from any human ethics, whatsoever.

That guy thinks he's Mr. Dick! He was flirting with my best friend right in front of me.

by SwimKat May 12, 2011

Dick couch

When your penis is so small it rests on top of your balls like a mini couch.

"Tim Smith your dick is so small, worthless and inadequate it just lays around on its dick couch all day watching Mauray Povich and collecting welfare checks."

by Fleetsailor May 15, 2013

Dick Swirly

When some one puts there dick in the toilet and flushes the toilet for sexual pleasure. Antonym of Vagina Swirly. Source RevScarecrow stream.

My family looks at me differently ever since they opened the bathroom to find me giving my self a Dick Swirly

by Benchance January 18, 2015

Dick-bait

Def 1. When a guy misleads you by sensationalising the size of his penis to get more attention, later on finding out for it to be a disappointing lie.

Def 2. When captions or images of porn vids are sensationalised or exaggerated to encourage you to click them. You probably will do anyway.

Def 1- oh Becky I was totally dick-baited yesterday when I found out Kevin's "12 inch tower" was actually the size of my pinky toe

Def 2- big booty babe teen gets split in half by 1432 mile monster cockalock

by Diabetic sugar daddy May 17, 2017

Itchy dick

That itch you get when you dump your stick in anything that walks.

I was deep in your bitch and caught that itchy dick

by Leashasie24 September 15, 2016

Dick Fucker

Someone who acts like a dick and fucks with everything.

Tom: man Nick snitched on me, fucked my bitch, stole my wallet, tried to rob me, and stole my baseball.
Fred: oh well thats just a kick in the dick, Nick is a total Dick Fucker

by Tom Falls November 3, 2012