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Fun Cuck

When your partner goes out to get plastered with their friends while you sit at home like a loyal loser, only to be summoned later to play chauffeur like some pathetic Uber driver with feelings. Bonus points if they come back flirting with strangers and you still say “Did you have fun, babe?”
I was fun cucked on the weekend. My wife went out her friends got shitfaced and apparently made out with some guy on the dancefloor. I only know because she accidentally told me in the Maccas drive thru when she made me pick her up.
by Matman79 April 25, 2025
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Fun Cuck

When your partner goes out and has fun with friends, gets drunk and leaves you at home. However, you’re required to drop them off and pick them up.
I was fun cucked on the weekend. My wife made me drop her off at the pub so she could get shit faced with her friends. She apparently made out with some guy on the dancefloor. I only know because she accidentally told me in the Maccas’s drive thru after she made me come and pick her up at 2am.
by Matman79 April 25, 2025
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Lesbo-cucked

1. (sexual) To humiliate or emasculate a man by involving a lesbian dynamic or by being replaced by lesbian partners, emphasizing the man's powerlessness or irrelevance.

2. (interpersonal) When a man experiences flirtation or chemistry with a woman, builds up the courage to ask her out, only to find out she is genuinely a lesbian — not rejecting him out of disinterest or politeness, but because she's truly into women. (Steve & Robin in the 3rd season of Stranger things type shit)
"I thought she was totally into me — we were vibing so hard — but then she said she had a girlfriend. Bro, I just got lesbo-cucked."
by Alvos April 26, 2025
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Cuck

A pink haired fuck named Joey who likes to watch.
Is that a cuck over in the Corner?
by NotKennyBattles April 28, 2025
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Cuck strapped

When you’re a cuckold and your old lady makes you blow her boyfriend while she’s strapping you from behind
After dinner Rccbs old lady made him blow her boyfriend while she strapped him from the back.

Rccb is an old school Cuck he really loves getting Cuck strapped
by A.G Pennypacker April 28, 2025
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Cincinnati Cuck Chair

When a husband is sitting in a hotel cuck chair and his wife is being banged on top of him in the chair.
Did you hear about Kevin? His wife made him a Cincinnati Cuck Chair last night. I think they’re in a open relationship.
by HOWYADOIN April 30, 2025
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Cuck toilet

A toilet that is in the same space with sauna.
Do you mind if I use the cuck toilet while you're in the sauna?
by Sanastojeesus May 1, 2025
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