Broke Boarding

When you can’t afford a ride so you board the back of the bus without the driver seeing you.

Nicholas really went broke boarding. Finna sneek level 100 on that mans.

by HowBahNah October 9, 2018

Shart Board

This term resembles the victims face after a prank gone horribly wrong. Men have this sick urge to always fart on each other. Well, sometimes when you are sleeping, men will pants themselves and rip a hot beef right on the side of your face to increase the smell (and because it is funnier). Sometimes when said men pants themselves in preparation for the fart, a turd may slip out and hit the victim on the side of the dome piece, mimicking throwing a dart at a dart board.

Ryan: I dare you to bust a bare ass fart on Troy's head.

Kevin: No problem. Give me the bike pump. (Inserts bike pump into ass)

James: Bahahaha was that a turd that just hit Troy in the back of the neck?

Mike: Hahaha Troy is a shart board.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm January 17, 2019

The Board Munchies

The feeling when you want to eat but you are not hungry.

I must not succumb to "The Board Munchies".

by RobbyRad June 5, 2019

Blow board

Something to snort lines of coke off of

Guy: I want to use you as my blow board for the night
Girl: Blow board?
Guy: Yeah! Like.. a blow board to do coke off of

by Droppedmycroissant July 6, 2019

White Boyardee

A white chef.

White Boyardee can cook!

by steammustachio August 14, 2019

choice board

An awful slave of homework that only nurds complete before the last day until it’s do

I hate Ms Ellis because of our choice boards

by Big pp gang member 567896948 October 21, 2019

dart board

when you’re in bed with a woman and she starts spinning on your penis, indicating you hit the target so this is often referred to as the dart board

dude she pulled the old dart board on me last night

by mcfister55 November 19, 2019