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Zi Cong

Zi Cong's originate from the depths of main land china who have migrated to other parts of the world. They normally don't grow over 3 foot 4 in height and normally shaped like a FIFA certified Adidas football ball that is used during the UCL final. Zi Cong's are great friends but can sometimes be meat riders. Talking about meat they are 90% body fat with very little to none muscles. They are normally one hit wonders when it comes to sport but damn that one hit be golden sometimes. Zi Cong's rarely get haircuts because they are always emo, they are introverts and hate socializing. Zi Cong's also have absolutely 0 drip completely 0 absolute dog shit. They wear the same thing even if its for a formal event. They can cause cancer sometimes but in general a Zi Cong is a great person to be around. Also their cum stinks oh and yea they are male and if not they are women with dicks also called "Ibrahim's".
Person 1: Yo Zi Cong wanna play Call Of Duty?

Zi Cong *Already in COD": To lazy lah
by Homiebroskialarm August 22, 2022
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Dirty zies

Did you see Johnny Sins and Ron Jeremy preform a dirty zies?
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Zi Wei

A student. Like to drink teh Tarik. Favourite colour is black.
OMG! She is so Zi Wei!
by dcfcoding June 11, 2018
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Zi Jun

Zi Jun is a skinny short asshole who likes to flirt.He is a motherfucker and a little son of a bitch.1 girlfriend isn’t enough for him.He must go all out to flirt with all of the girls.Zi Jun has a penis size of a paper clip.He has one night stands with girls.
Boy1”Argh Zi Jun is back again!”
Boy2”Oh no!He must have come to flirt with girls again!”
by TRUERTHANTRUERESTFACTS March 15, 2020
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zi ting

A person who work hard but was never repaid
Everyone say ziting it's a person that need nothing because she has already everything
Zi ting *lend some money*
Guy: thank you
-the money never come back-
by 紫紫 November 22, 2021
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Zi Jun

Zi Jun is the dumbest fuck in the world.He can be annoying as an asshole and as flirty as a son of a bitch.But once you get to know him,you will see that he is an actual cork sucker.
Person1:”Look at that boy peeing publicly”
Person2:”He must be a Zi Jun “
by TRUERTHANTRUERESTFACTS March 15, 2020
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Zi Hou

A Chinese name that sounds like someone saying "The Hoe", "See how", or maybe even "sea-horse" in an odd accent. The name's meaning in Chinese is something thats upcoming, next, or lagging behind (atleast according to the first result when Googling "Zi Hou meaning".

It's a name for a guy that is introverted yet very sociable, shy yet not ashamed of being different, reserved yet incredibly open-minded, and polite but with a very dark sense of humor.

He's an unironic legitimate nice guy that doesn't self proclaim that he is a "nice guy". ,
Zi Hou ("see how") Zi Hou (name) Zi Hou ("the hoe" Zi hou (is next).
by Not in my cable November 23, 2021
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