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Sepressed

When you’re depressed and stressed at the same time.

Created by two weird girls: xtaslix and @pineapleblob
“Damn, I have to make an essay due to tomorrow and I haven’t even started yet! I’m so sepressed right now
by Pineappleblob April 8, 2019
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Depressed Whaling

The act of sliding one's face down self across the floor using only one's hands. This action is often used when upset or done with life.
"I was so upset that I depressed whaled all the way across the kitchen floor."

"Look at her! She's so done she's depressed whaling!"
by E-Squared February 11, 2013
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depressed wank

After experiencing a sad moment in your life and you try to cheer yourself up by having a wank but you get no pleasure out of it
My mum just died and I have been wanking for ten hours now and it doesn't even feel good, I just want to feel something. I wish I wasn't having a depressed wank
by Dictionaryvision April 18, 2017
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Depressed

Feeling depression, a dark and serious emotion, which is sometimes dangerous. It contains a feeling of sadness and numbness, which doesn't go away over time. Now it is being used by "qUirKy" fourteen-year-olds to be edgy and relatable, therefore losing its original meaning.
Thirteen-year-old basic white girl named Jessica who forgets to do her homework one night: sIgH, i aM depressed guys, i waNna die😭
by yeeyeecowboy March 31, 2019
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Depressed

What every 12 year old girl in middle school feels like after their best friend went to Starbucks without them
Sally: Hey guys where are you going?
Mary: Oh were just gonna get Starbucks but I don’t have enough money for you so
Sally: *cries for no reason* you made me DEPRESSED EEEEEEEEEEE
by commit stop body function September 10, 2019
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Depressed

The word a 14 yr old girl uses to describe herself thinking that people will give her more attention.
Lily: oh hey I’m lily
Hannah: oh hi I’m Hannah and oh btw I’m depressed
Lily: ...
Hannah: *goes back to her room full of LED lights and posts herself crying on tik tok for more attention
by Gehsgiddb June 8, 2020
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Zepression

Noun
The phenomenon wherein Generation Z experiences higher rates of depression and other mental illnesses.

Verb

Classified as being a part of Generation Z while having depression or a mental illness.
Zepression has caused the standard of living for Generation Z to go down, compared to their parents.
After not stepping out of his house due to fear of catching the coronavirus, she fell into a deep state of zepression.
I don’t have any motivation anymore, I am so zepressed.

Did you hear the news? Another riot in Atlanta. All this negativity makes me zepressed.
by _abridged October 28, 2020
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