“Waxing the Yukon” is a euphemism for shaving your vagina. Waxing equates to shaving, trimming, waxing or sugaring. The Yukon refers to the Y of your crotch and that the Yukon is hard to get to but beautiful when you do.
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Get the Yukonite mug.A sport played by primitive cultures characterized by the use of a black and white sphere that is continually kicked back and forth between two nets, though never into the nets unless by mistake. A game typically lasts about fourteen hours; or so American explorers who witness the ritual report "that's what it feels like."
Because it offends the gods, most players are not allowed to touch the sacred sphere with their filthy unwashed hands. Two priests who must undergo ritual bathing (normally taboo amongst Yuropians) are considered pure enough to touch the ball for the sake of preventing the ball from entering the nets.
Spectators typically range anywhere in number from fifty to seven hundred million. As is tradition, the crowd occasionally cheers even though nothing exciting is occurring or will occur.
Because it offends the gods, most players are not allowed to touch the sacred sphere with their filthy unwashed hands. Two priests who must undergo ritual bathing (normally taboo amongst Yuropians) are considered pure enough to touch the ball for the sake of preventing the ball from entering the nets.
Spectators typically range anywhere in number from fifty to seven hundred million. As is tradition, the crowd occasionally cheers even though nothing exciting is occurring or will occur.
The Napoleonic Wars, World War I, and World War II all originated as escalating riots at yuropbal matches.
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Get the yoron mug.A cat named after a car that goes psycho when sees a shadow and will knock your makeup off your dresser so don't put a Yukon cat in your room. Yukon is like a cat cactus if you put her on your chest she will scratch the life out of you. Yukon is a good snuggler and likes to be babied even when she's an adult but she is warm and purrs and sounds like a broken motor so it gets annoying and you eventually kick her out of the room when she gets overly psycho. she also might pee on the carpet so have a spray bottle and steam cleaner ready cause it will smell like it for months.
Yukon: *knocks makeup off dresser*
owner: YUKON!!!!!
Yukon: *Knocks small fan off*
owner: ALRIGHT THATS IT! *picks up Yukon puts her in the hall and shuts bedroom door*
owner: YUKON!!!!!
Yukon: *Knocks small fan off*
owner: ALRIGHT THATS IT! *picks up Yukon puts her in the hall and shuts bedroom door*
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