Jack Wiggins

All round dickhead swallows cock and will end up with cancer
He has a bit of hair and small eyes
His dad is rapist and raped his mom one night
Jack is a professional roof climber so he can finger unsuspecting clients

Jack Wiggins is a pure pedo

by Abcdefxvideos November 2, 2018

Wogging

Combination of walking and jogging. Exercise for someone who can't quite commit to jogging, but wants to feel like they are doing more than just walking.

"Going jogging after work today?"
"Well, I walk a little and then jog a little, so really I'm going wogging after work."
"You're hilarious. Let's make out."

by Grady Styles January 15, 2009

Chicken Winging

During sex in the "doggy style" position, it is the act of bending your significant others arm in a way that resembles a chicken wing right before she/he orgasms, forcing him/her to scream even louder than usual, giving the facade of anyone hearing that you have massive sexual prowess.

Applies to both sexes.

Man 1: Oh man, I heard you and Sally at it last night, she was screaming like crazy!
Man 2: Well, she was kind of silent for a bit, then I gave her a Chicken Winging, and made her scream.
Man 3: Oh snap! I do that too!

by Scizzies August 1, 2010

Wiggity Wack

Gone wrong, in any sense

“My plan went all wiggity wack”

by Wiggity wack man November 28, 2018

chicken winging

A sex position where one person lays on their front and the other person pins their arms behind their back with their elbows slightly bent - so they look like a chicken with its wings tied back about to be absolutely roasted

I slept with Niek for the first time last night and he fucking chicken winged me! So punchy. But I kind of liked it

I knew Niek had BDE but I wasn’t expecting him to chicken wing me

Hannah had never been chicken winged before but it was an exciting new experience

He was chicken winging me and I couldn’t stop thinking about roast chicken

by HFRay December 31, 2018

Wigs Wiggins

Standard Cunts come in all shapes and sizes. Every one is a little bit different but they’re still just cunt

Then there are Right Cunts, bigger cunts than a standard cunt but still have moments of human kindness.

Next up is a Proper Cunt, generally they are cunts all day every day

The biggest cunt of all however is a Mega Cunt. Mega Cunts just cunt about all day long being cunts, recruiting cunts, and cunting off cunts.

Then there is the Wigs Wiggins. So much of a cunt that he is too cuntish to even use the word cunt in his name.

Earliest Known Use:

When the meteor struck decimating all
Living things and wiping out the dinosaurs. It was noted in Professor Popes journal the the meteor was often referred to as simply ‘Wigs’

Drove my mate from Southampton to Aberdeen last week to pick up a car and he didn’t even offer petrol money, mugged me off with the lunch bill and fucked my Mrs when he got home before me, what a fucking Wigs Wiggins he is.

by Jay Smashdot May 23, 2021

Andrew Wiggins

Andrew Wiggins, Canadian superstar is a basketball player in the NBA for the Golden State Warriors. He is considered by many the goat of basketball and carries his team to wins. He also appears to have created the NBA and ABA and owns all 30 teams.

Andrew Wiggins can have my kids

by Ohmygodyessirski November 23, 2021