Whatever 

A weird way to say "Hello" in the ship of fools server

Whatever, Fellow fool!

Whatever by Meckabone March 7, 2023

Whatever 

A shitty rock band that consists of 3...sorry 4 complete fucking retards. I thought it was 3 because the sexy bassist named McSweeney moved to Ohio without warning. The other fucktards are Rob, Caleb, and Braylon. Braylon is hot as fuck, Caleb is underage, and Rob is the ugliest Motherfucker I've ever seen with my own 3 eyes.

Steve - Hey dude did you hear the new Whatever song?

Roger - Pukes and agressivly shits himself

Whatever by Definenitly not Swose March 21, 2023

WHATEVER 

When someone is full of shit but trying to make you believe what they are saying to be the God's honest truth, but you are not going to waist your time to even argue the subject.

Person 1: My mom sold my bottles to the Crack dealer before I even turned one.

Person 2: WHATEVER!!!

Girl: WHATEVER!

WHATEVER by Pavement Princess October 9, 2023

Whatever 

Whatever stands for Whore Has A Tasty Everlasting Vagina and Extravagant Romance.

"That bitch is a whatever man"

Whatever by Eyes of Lin January 22, 2024

whatever 

fuck you but polite and non-vulgar

mom: youre always on that phone
me: whatever

whatever by Xeries August 22, 2024

Whatever 

Look at that! I drew the connection between Myron amd Whatever podcast and now the right-wing Christians are coming after them.

Hym "Yep. Whatever. It was like the next day! I said something and then THE NEXT DAY they sent some Christian on to try to get the porn stars to join the incest cult and now they are demonizing the Whatever geeks."

Whatever by Hym Iam November 18, 2024

Whatever! 

A word that many people- (me included, I hasten to add), often try and hide behind, in order to pretend that they couldn't care less about someone or something, when in reality, it's absolutely tearing them apart inside, because they care a lot more than they wish they did and a hell of a lot more than they're willing to admit that they care. This word's often said while fighting back the tears with all the bloody strength you can possibly muster, in my humble experience.

Girl one: "Aww, babe! I'm so sorry you and Ben broke up last night."

Girl two: "Whatever!"

Whatever! by Joe_Schmuck October 22, 2017