bosnian wedding

when the girl of your dreams tells you she is going overseas to visit a dying relative, but is actually going to get secretly married.

Hey dude, did you hear about Rob? His girl did the Bosnian Wedding on his ass and now he is locked up in the mental home!

by younggb May 29, 2011

wedding cock

Refers to the extremely hard cock a man has on his wedding night. Similar to the Blue Vein Throbber.

-Wow I left a bottle of water in the freezer last night and now its froze stiffer than a wedding cock.

Alternatively it could be used as-

"oooh- Baby these Viagras have me hard as a wedding cock!"

by fatcat February 7, 2007

Wedding cake

Start with a chair with a dildo attached. First male member of group sits on dildo. Then next sits on his dick, and so forth. A minimum of three tiers recommended. Women and men included. Strap-ons are also welcome.

"Hey guys. We have enough people here to wedding cake if anyone's interested."

by WisdomWizard March 14, 2017

facebook wedding

When on facebook.com you make your relationship status married. You and the person your married to have agreed to a facebook wedding.

Adam and Annie have agreed to a facebook wedding.

by Ttam Gollub September 30, 2006

Wedding Cake

The food isolated by scientists that causes a woman to lose her sex-drive, ability to give a BJ.

I guess you're gonna be celibate now that Susie has had her wedding cake.

by Ghost3x7 April 20, 2009

Wedding Mouse

A tampon that was thrown across the room in a fit of passion during one's wedding night only to be found a year (or more) later and mistaken for the decaying corpse of a mouse.

Uncle Smelly jumped at the sight of the wedding mouse in terror, only realizing it was their own.

by kaielforawhile March 25, 2021

Wedding Envy

When a chick tells a guy she loves him, but the truth is her best friend(s) are getting married and she feels left out.

John: "But you said you loved me."
Suzy: "It was just a period of wedding envy, now go away."

by mr. magoo knows things November 24, 2009