bosnian wedding

when the girl of your dreams tells you she is going overseas to visit a dying relative, but is actually going to get secretly married.

Hey dude, did you hear about Rob? His girl did the Bosnian Wedding on his ass and now he is locked up in the mental home!

by younggb May 05, 2011

wedding cock

Refers to the extremely hard cock a man has on his wedding night. Similar to the Blue Vein Throbber.

-Wow I left a bottle of water in the freezer last night and now its froze stiffer than a wedding cock.

Alternatively it could be used as-

"oooh- Baby these Viagras have me hard as a wedding cock!"

by fatcat February 05, 2007

Wedding cake

Start with a chair with a dildo attached. First male member of group sits on dildo. Then next sits on his dick, and so forth. A minimum of three tiers recommended. Women and men included. Strap-ons are also welcome.

"Hey guys. We have enough people here to wedding cake if anyone's interested."

by WisdomWizard March 14, 2017

facebook wedding

When on facebook.com you make your relationship status married. You and the person your married to have agreed to a facebook wedding.

Adam and Annie have agreed to a facebook wedding.

by Ttam Gollub September 30, 2006

wedding

An important day coming up in Kevin Voelker's life.

Kevin Voelker & Kelly McNamee's wedding will be "off the hook".

by snowJT1 September 02, 2008

Wedding Cake

The food isolated by scientists that causes a woman to lose her sex-drive, ability to give a BJ.

I guess you're gonna be celibate now that Susie has had her wedding cake.

by Ghost3x7 April 20, 2009

Dominican Wedding

A traditional wedding ceremony held a the common meeting area in a 3rd world country village. The ceremony is usually conducted by the oldest living male resident or chief of the grooms village. The bride will wear the villages wedding gown and the groom wears white tuxedo with with shoes. Chicken ladders are assembled in preparation of the parade of chickens which is followed by the wedding party executing the 3 horned spotted goat. The brides family will put on a show of machete style fighting, followed by the grooms family offering of the pig. Once the vows are complete the cock fighting may begin and the happy couple is no longer brother and sister but also man and wife.

Jose cousin has the hot for him, once she turns 9 they can plan the Dominican wedding.

Joe played air guitar at the Dominican Wedding.

by 7mary3 May 17, 2019