Uringasm

The tingling sensation you get at the tip of the anus when peeing after holding it in for a long time, almost feeling like you ejaculated without fornicating.

Dude 1: Dude pull over, I have to pee.

Dude 2: Didn't you go before we left? Check in the back of the van to see if there's a bottle for you to pee in.

Dude 1: Nawh can't find it...ugh...I have to...go...NOWWWW!!!! UWWWWAAAAAHHHH!!!!!

*pees from the back seat all the way to the front seat windshield*

Dude 2: Dude WTF?! how did you do that?

Dude 1: I just had a uringasm and it felt great!

Dude 2: That was awesome, I'm really pissed off that you did that but still impressed!

by RinSu The Void December 24, 2011

urinationalist

An advocate of or believer in both nationalism and golden showers.

*See also: Donald Trump, watersports, golden shower

Trump's presidency will surely lead to a steady stream of followers to the urinationalist right.

by +ApN+ January 17, 2017

Urinal-Punch

The act of sneaking up behind someone when they are peeing and punching them in the head.

Griffith, having been pushed to his limit, urinal-punched Logan in the bathroom.

by Billy-Hill February 19, 2018

The Urinator

Someone who constantly has to urinate and speaks in a german-like tone of voice similar to Arnold.
Due to the frequency of the urinationations the person is often suspected of being a cyborg.

"I Must Urin-ate..I'll be back", Dude, you are the Urinator!, you pee constantly and talk like Arnold in the movie The Terminator.

by Goatoghillgary December 22, 2016

teachers union

A group of corrupt retired teachers that leverage politics to strong arm parents and board of education people to get their unreasonable demands. They protect ineffective teachers that have not even tried to do their jobs since they got tenure. The Teachers Union is basically the mafia, they are so corrupt.

That school janitor touched kids and posted it on Tik Tok, but the Teachers Union is trying to get him a raise.

by FunTimeGuy001 September 9, 2020

donation to the urination station

just a fun way of saying ya gotta use the bathroom

My compliments to the chef... now if you'd excuse me, I have to go make a donation to the urination station.

by Brian Walking July 24, 2006

Union Jake

(N) Someone who takes part in a Union Jake-off, then feels dirty afterwards and goes to vent about it on a disreputable forum filled with 14 year old nerds who have never gotten near a woman.

I saw a group of Union Jakes yesterday.

by PhoenixRising January 22, 2009