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texas twosome

tek-suhs too-suhm vomiting while having explosive diarrhea.
"i got the texas twosome last night, i think it was the white castle i ate"
by explosionofawesome December 2, 2011
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Number Twos

Slang for "Peace."

Number Twos is a hand peace sign.

Also, "Deuces."
Also, "Two fingers in the air."
Sentence: "I stuck my number twos in the air!"
by Gem Jones January 6, 2011
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twos

when someone smokes a fag, you say twos to get half
set me twos on that fag mcsporran!
by matt forster May 5, 2006
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[TWOS]

A secret society whom a group of people belong to who worship trolleys and Scientology. No you may not join this group, and no you may not destroy this group. They will remain unknown to the public eye whilst continuing their kr3w and you will like it.
This kr3w consists of the most br00tal beings around. They ride around in trolleys & pray to celebrities. Group hugs are also known to be frequent with this fine specimen of people. The 'pimp hat' is also rumoured to be a religious article in this kr3w. TWOS are also often reffered to 'station rats' or 'scum' and are known to rid boronia & the basin of what they deem to be "the non believers".
TWOS are too poor to buy any form of alcohol. This is why they buy V. There are people who have allegedly seen these people victimise cans of V on public & private property. If you see this kind of behaviour, from people who you believe could be TWOS, please contact your local police, as they are wanted for defamation of property and abuse of V cans.
These people are said to spend their time on urban dictionary, looking up hxc words, that only they are radical enough to use. This is why it is so easy for them to verbally rape you all.
TWOS are supreme!
CHODE, FTW!
Dayumm, them TWOS mother fuckers sure are a trippy group, aren't they?

I wish I could be in that kr3w, I mean, they are supreme and so freakin' HXC.
by [TWOS] October 4, 2008
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twos on a bastard

Twos on a bastard is when a men has a one night stand with a women, but if she has his kiddy he ain't sticking around, therefore making the kid a bastard. Also: you can never goes threes on a bastard caus its just unfair on the kiddy.
Michael went twos on a bastard last night with that slag on argos corner
by iamthelazerviking December 26, 2006
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Togsy

An extremely cool and sexy individual who may be spotted easily in a crowd by the fact that the entire female race have their eyes lusciously set on him.
OMG becky, did you see that Togsy in the mall yesterday, I was frothing for him
by UrbanDictionary master December 3, 2010
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