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topsykrest 

A person that is bad at fortnite and doesn’t know how to be a good teammate. Bad at everything actually.
Dang. Fucking jimmy is such a topsykrest
topsykrest by Wayste8 June 26, 2019
Related Words
Togsy • togs • toesy • topsy • tossy • Toggy • topsy turvy • togayther • toggy style • TOGSexual

togsamartins 

A garment worn for swimming/ a swimming costume. (noun)
"I put on my togsamartins to go into the pool"

tossycock 

A less offensive synonym of bullshit.

It appeared in the britcom Black Books, series 1, episode 5 'The Big Lockout'.
Manny: Alright, what was the last film you went to see?

Bernard, unable to recall the name, describes the film's climax. Manny recognizes it.

Manny (incredulous): Ba! That was the last film you went to see - Planet of the Apes!?
Bernard: Yeah. Amazing effects, you know? You really believed monkeys could have meetings.
Manny: Yeah. And you've not been to the cinema since then?
Bernard: Na. It's all tossycock.
tossycock by Danial Willow October 23, 2010
A celebratory collision of two persons’ open palms; the cooler, more hip term for high five. It is most commonly used by intellectuals, scholars, or just general cool people.
John: “Yo man hit me up with a topsy.”
Mike: “For sure bruh, nothing’s cooler than topsies with the boys.”
Topsy by Clifford the Cuul Cat September 24, 2019

topsy turvy 

In or into a state of utter disorder or confusion
The whole wizard world's gone topsy turvy!
topsy turvy by HarPotter October 8, 2008

Topsy Roxy

Nick name derived from an evening of drinking and words being slurred. Was originally intended to be Foxy Roxy, but somehow was interpreted as Topsy Roxy. Could also have several means if person is top heavy, one of your top friends or is just tops all around.
Does that girl's jersey say "Topsy Roxy" on the back of it?

Sure does.
Topsy Roxy by Topsy Roxy April 1, 2010
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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